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crabassing

Crabassing is when a woman just absolutely will not STFU.

Crabassing can be used in court to explain many homicides.
When Jacques got home his wife was crabassing him already, before he even shut the fucking DOOR!
crabassing by Jacques Asse June 17, 2009
1) a woman's bush begrudgingly offered, knowing that she will be able to use the favor to her advantage at a later time; i.e., a crabby female who allows playing in her grass now as a sacifice for a later advantage

2) a woman's pubes loaded with crabs
Damn I was horny, but the ole lady was in a pissy mood so I refused the crabgrass knowing that if I played today, I would be paying tomorrow.
crabgrass by pornhorn50 January 13, 2010
when a guy has sex with a girl from behind a few days after shaving his pubes. leaving her Butt itchy for a few days... just like sittin on freshly cut crabgrass
remember that dyme wit the fat booty??? well i totally crabgrassed her last night.

yo man.. see that girl rubbin up against the wall??? dats my crabgrass!
crabgrass by rafrajam May 26, 2010

crabass pills 

a metaphor used to tell someone they need to stop being a crab ass.
yo man take some crabass pills and leave me tha fuck alone aight
crabass pills by nigganometry July 13, 2011

crabbypuss 

katie miller
Katie Miller is the biggest crabbypuss ever.
crabbypuss by john from texas January 21, 2014
When someone is being lame, maybe a little boring, bitchy, or is in a grumpy mood.
Dad: “I’m going to bed because you guys are being a bunch of crabasses.”

Kid: “Gee thanks.”
Crabasses by BootyYeeter69 February 17, 2019