cranlander 

Someone from Cranbury, NJ. Term is commonly used in Princeton, NJ to refer to them. Used because kids from Cranbury move on to somewhat nearby Princeton High School, and Cranbury has set up a relationship with Princeton about this.

Where are you from?
Cranbury.

Oh so you're a Cranlander?

cranlander by Player72 April 4, 2015

straight outta crazyland 

A slang term describing someone who is seriously out of their mind.

That new quiet guy working in our department has marched here straight outta crazyland.

straight outta crazyland by Dr Bunnygirl November 29, 2019

crabbian

Augie you'll never know.

Augie is totally the crabbian of the week.

crabbian by Crabbian Decider. February 4, 2022

Crabhands 

Uncommon masturbation technique in which the masturbator either a) uses both hands in a crab-like manner (thumb is one aspect of pincer, remaining fingers are the other pincer) to induce pleasure by sliding up and down the shaft or b) uses one hand on the dickhead; prevalent in the Mormon community, where young men are left to their own devices on how to jerk it.

"Give me 10 minutes guys."

"Why bra? What's the deal?"

"My dong is beggin' for the crabhands." (Door Locks)

Crabhands by ColonelClusterfuck October 11, 2011

Crabblenarcs 

When one acts or is a bitch - male version

see crabblesnitch

Oh man, I can't believe Marvin crabblenarced you

Those guys are being crabblenarcs

You better watch out Megan or he'll crabblenarc you too

I totally got crabblenarced at the office today!

Crabblenarcs by Coolest office bitch you know November 1, 2011

CramBandit

When you break into someones house just to steal their virginity

"I got a crambandit last night, therapy isn't cheap😭"

CramBandit by Knee-Lover August 13, 2018

cracklandia 

a groupchat filled with horny, gay, depressed teens. its basically a gay little family who all love eachother

cracklandia makes me want to jump out of a window
cracklandia gives me strokes
I see chu lurking 😍😍🥰🥰🥰

cracklandia by ieathumanbeans October 21, 2020