crab monger 

a person mainly "woman" with small crab like creatures on her ho ass VJJ. its scientific name is pubic lice.condoms do not protect us dudes from crabs.

Oh my God that Crab Monger Prostitute gave me crabs ,it really ####in hurts.

crab monger by Save ur self November 7, 2010

crapmonger 

1. One who sells crap
2. One who spreads bullshit in the manner of a crapmonger
3. That one guy who always fucks things up

1. OMFG, did you see Carson Daly's show today? He's such
a crapmonger.

2. Billy, we need more fertilizer for your father's
crop. Go see the crapmonger and be quick about it.

3. Crapfuckshit! This crapmongering car has
stalled out on me for the last time. Hand me the blowtorch.

crapmonger by The King of Town o.0 July 23, 2006