Coxswain

An abnormally small and hairy man who has the rowing ability of a limbless goat.

The coxswain enjoys being the tent snack of many wilderness campers

by Scrolly June 14, 2017

Coxswain

The person who sits in your double parked car while you move furniture into an apartment.

Sue will be the coxswain while Rachel and I take the couch upstairs to the apartment.

by BentistCT September 28, 2021

Coxswain

An "athlete" who in the sport of rowing is the weakest person with the loudest voice and the most control over the situation.

All coxswian have a MAJOR NAPOLEON COMPLEX

For some reason they are always cold, even when the sun is shining and their rowers are shirtless, a Coxswain are bundled up in 3 jackets and a rain coat.

The coxswain has no clue about how to row, but they still critique rowers.

As soon as the rowers set down the boat the dynamic changes and the Coxswain looses all power

I got to go, my coxswain will be a little shit if I am late.

If my coxswian calls another power 10 I am going to die, then their screaming will bring me back life

by ClemsonCox February 3, 2017

Coxswain

A very very smooth man with the ladies. A man who smells as good as he looks and looks as good as he thinks he does. A ladies man.

I over heard this girls saying hes a coxswain.

by Camplushate July 5, 2013

coxswain ass

The itchy burning skin malady one gets from sitting on a boat all day with wet butt, with cotton shorts being the worst. Often experienced by coxswains, but may also be experienced by anyone who spends a lot of time sitting in sailboats, skiboats, canoes, etc. Note that the proper pronunciation of "coxswain" is "cocks'in".

After a long day of water skiing, everyone had a bad case of coxswain ass.

Stop the boat for a minute, I need to stand up, that coxswain ass is driving me nuts!

During that canoe trip in Deliverance, I'm guessing that Ned Beatty wasn't the only one that had a case of the coxswain ass.

by grind s. September 8, 2010

stroking the coxswain's daughter

Having manual sex with a woman as opposed to a woman masturbating herself.

I didn't have any protection but I brought her off by stroking the coxswain's daughter.

by David March 22, 2004