COWBIXCH IS A SPAM ACC, SOMEONE SEND HELP COWBIXCH HAS ME IN HIS CLOSET AND WONT LET ME OUT, HE FEEDS ME CACA AND PISS AND WONT LET ME OUT IM STUCK HERE WITH DALION SOMEONE SEND HELP - fruity xx
Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).