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14.
Cox
Generally referring to a teenage drug dealer who will offer to 'help' his customer use the drugs they just purchased from him, but is also overly paranoid when using the drug, usually using a catch phrase such as "Dude! Keep that shit down, someones gonna see it if you hold up past the door handle" or "Did you hear that, I think my Mom's up".

A 'Cox' is also usually a horrible thief/lyer, and will try to lie his way out of almost every situation, even if it means placing blame on his friends. Often they are known to lie about their virginity, claiming to have had intercourse with only 1 extremely hot girl who is usually ficticious but that's it, the reason for them only lying about having sex with one girl is that they want to seem humble about it, and will detail the experience into an almost magical night of romance, which in the history of man, the only way a sexual story could be that romantic would be in a movie, or in the story of a 'Cox'.

A 'Cox' is usually noted to drive something mildly retarded such as a PONTIAC or oldsmobile and show it off by adding a $200 sound system and/or spinners(or anything else that gives them a false sense of having a cool car). Most 'Cox' are noted to be somewhat homosexual, inferring so since they only utilize their $200 sound system to it's somewhat full extent when they pull up to a red light next to a hot guy or children aging under 7 years.

All in all the 'Cox' can be best described in short as a: Poser, Loser, Show-boat, Fake, Druggy/dealer, Theif, Lyer, Homosexual, Pedophile, and an all around parasite to Society.

*It should also be noted that most 'Cox' live in the upper Mid-West region with their Mother's, who they will repeatedly steal from, then profess how much they love them in front of their family and friends, since without their mother's, not only would they not be alive, but they would be living on the streets where they belong*
*Dude, I beat this Cox ass last night, but for some reason he called my cell-phone and asked if we were still cool...then offered me a hand-job which I declined vehemently.*

*Larry- You know what that Cox reminds me of?

Janice- What?

Larry- That stray dog you kick in the face when it begs for food, but for whatever reason it will be back the next day begging for food and forgiveness. They're annoying as piss out my ass.

Janice- Ya I know what you mean, that Cox I bought the weed from half an hour ago wants to know if I want to smoke it with him.*

*Did that Cox just pull up next to us at this red light and blast his music trying to be cool(but not really) and check out my Dad and 4 year old brother*
by Toby Etan July 10, 2008
 
1.
cox
short for "coxswain"-- which is a short and light person who attempts to motivate their rowers by telling them to not to focus on the pain but just make them 'proud'
Wow, that cox is really loud and unmotivating
by Loges June 29, 2006
 
2.
cox
An american cable TV/Internet company, whose company name was probably created by some drunk with his hand in his pants.
Cox Communications, your friend in the digital age. rofl
by [c0x0r] December 11, 2004
 
3.
Cox
One of the worse last names a person could have. Typically if a female has the last name.
Her last name is Cox. I bet she like to see my Cox.
by ktcox April 22, 2011
 
4.
CoX
The last name of many great people who typically are insanely fast runners and incredibly smart, funny and all around good to hang around.
Did you see that guy pull a Cox and run a 15:00 5k the other day? pretty insane huh?
by SteveAlamillo October 10, 2012
 
5.
cox
cox= cock, hug, kiss. ie hug and kiss for your penis. A blowjob. Auto Correct offers it when you type xox
Kate: Miss you heaps cox
Kate: Fuck AC *xox

Mike: I'll take the cock hug and kiss, if you're offering
by _sarabellum_ June 05, 2011
 
6.
cox
1. The modified spelling of 'cocks', used to avoid actual use of profanities.
2. A popular surname
1. You lot can be right cox sometimes.
by Coxy November 29, 2004
 
7.
cox
1. to shoot down, reject (present progressive)

2. to blow (present progressive)
cameron: kate cox!!

marcos: aww man what a bitch




billy: kate cox!!

will: bitch please, get on your knees!


by bunnywinkwink July 10, 2008