cowpocalypse 

A teenage boy who is fond of xbox and weed, also has the common courtesy to give a guy a reach around.

What is that!! Ohh thats just a cowpocalypse dont mind it

cowpocalypse by soysauce5 November 13, 2011

crapocalypse 

1. Crapocalypse, n. Of or referring to a shiat of apocalyptic proportions.

If I had a crapocalypse brewing, and the manager said I couldn't use the bathroom, I'd squat in a corner, mud the place up and wipe my runny arse with the merchandise.

crapocalypse by Gogigyeopbbang and fries August 19, 2004

catpocalypse

Cat+ apocalypse

A catastrophic event That only happens when all mice and rodents on earth disappear leaving cats nothing else to eat but humans. If you do not "let the dogs out" cats will devour your flesh, organs and poop. After devouring some of your body you are infected and turn into a cat/human hybrid. The Alpha cats eat the weaker cat/humans and shit them out creating an endless food supply.

dude 1 :wow that cat is eating that human it must be hungry
Dude 2: oh no a catpocalypse :(

catpocalypse by bosworthja1 July 21, 2011

cockpocalypse

1)a cock so big it threatens all life as we know it
2)an invasion of cocks used for hostile take over.
3) a large gathering of cocks

guy1 "that party was a total cockpocalypse"

guy2 "so was your moms bedroom last night"

cockpocalypse by maddawgc January 7, 2010

cockpocalypse

when there are no girls in a room (or seems like) but plent of guys

Guy1: I cant find a single girl in the place
Guy2: Yeah its like a cockpocalypse

cockpocalypse by b1ackace108 November 25, 2009

Carpocalypse 

A horrific collision involving hundreds of clown cars in which most if not all passengers are killed.

And in other news, the Grand Central is backed up for the third day in a row due to Monday's fiery Carpocalypse. The witnesses say they could hear the honks of the clown horns for miles...

Carpocalypse by Sebogawa October 1, 2008

crapocalypse 

The after effects of when someone mullikins an entire table of food in one sitting. It will not be pretty for that toilet.

Dude, you mullikined that whole buffet. Prepare for a massive crapocalypse in the bathroom tonight

crapocalypse by Iben Wakenoff August 23, 2018