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cowboy dan 

a major player on the cowboy scene who goes to the reservation, drinks and gets mean, they say he'll start a war, he hops in his pickup puts the peddle to the floor and says "i've got mine but i want more" then he drives to the desert and fires his rifle in the sky and says "god if i have to die, you will have to die."
he didn't move to the city, the city moved to him and and he wants out desperately
"Cowboy Dan's a major player!"
cowboy dan by obie January 26, 2004
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cowboy dan 

reference to a character from a Modest Mouse song, yet as of late has come to resemble a persistent yet handsome idiot who has limitless amounts of hope and confidence in a situation destitute of hope; prone to drunken fits of rage and indecency
dude, that cowboy dan broke my windshield last night
cowboy dan by mostbasic690 February 24, 2011

Cowboy Dan 

A random person that shows up to your house party uninvited and tries to steal booze.
you: what the fuck, did Cowboy Dan just steal my Jack Daniels?
Cowboy Dan by Kbot1173 March 19, 2008

cowboy dan 

the action of sticking your fingers up someones butt as a joke and saying cowboy dan
He cowboy danned me 9 times last night.
cowboy dan by cricketeer VI June 13, 2003

dangerous cowboy 

while fucking her from behind, cup onto her tits and say "these feel just like your sister's"
try to stay on/in for 8 seconds.
i pulled the dangerous cowboy on my gf last night. needless to say she isnt my gf anymore.
dangerous cowboy by bellzzzz October 27, 2009

Cowboydaddy

A parent that is overprotective of thier children and abusive and threatens anyone that rebukes them.
"That guy lets his kids do anything and if you scold them He'll get Cowboydaddy on you."
Cowboydaddy by BoxcarArt October 25, 2009

cowboyand 

when a cowboy is begging for spikes on animaljam..
that cowboyand is at it again!
cowboyand by calthedral March 31, 2025