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Spitting Cobra

n.
1. Name of a sex act performed by first, having anal sex and releasing ejaculate into the anus and then sucking the ejaculate out of the anus with a straw (see Feltching) and finally spitting the ejaculate into the mouth of a third party.
"After Feltching my woman, I like to sneak a Spitting Cobra in on my roommate while he's sleeping."
by obie April 16, 2006
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pancaking

v. in comedy: when a stand-up comic starts strong and engages the crowd well but ends weakly and has lost the audience.
Term made popular by Mitch Hedberg.
"Pancakes are great when you start eating them, but by the time you get to the end your totally sick of them. That's why pancaking is a going to be a new comedy term, because some comics start off great. By the time their ending their act, though, you're sick of them. 'Hey, look at Mitch up there! He's totally pancaking!'"
by Obie August 23, 2006
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pie_bot

n. a widely known, yet not widely respected chatterbox.
Pie_bot sure is an asshole to FrankStallone.
by obie November 2, 2003
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Tokyo

noun
1 the largest city in Japan with the population of 12,000,000
by obie September 12, 2003
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Neverending math Equation

n.
1. The meaning of life and existance.
2. The method by which the Universe functions.
3. A Math equation that never even ever really even is
ending.
the neverending math equation is an equation
". . . that never even ever really even is ending
Infinity spirals out creation
We're on the tip of its tongue, and it is saying
We aint sure where you stand
You aint machines and you aint land
And the plants and the animals, they are land
And the plants and the animals eat each other"
by obie March 27, 2006
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oggle

v. 1. To stare at the breasts or ass of a woman with out their knowledge. see also "learing"
Dude, don't oggle my moms tits.
by obie October 20, 2003
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superbrain

n. 1. One is considered to have extreme intelligence.
2. A sarcastic statement made, refering to one who has done something incredibly stupid.
1. You figured out chaos theory, you must be a superbrain!
2. Way to go, superbrain, you're idiocy as doomed us all to hell.
by obie October 21, 2003
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