A type of gay orgy where everyone participating is roleplaying Michaelangelo from TMNT. Orange is typically painted around the eyes of each participant either before or during the Cowabunga Cockfest, but not all of these events do this.
Person A: I went to a Cowabunga Cockfest yesterday. Person B: Sir, this is a Bass Pro Shops.
by A SvddenZaz Account December 29, 2022
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The act of pulling out a girls tampon during her period and waving it around your head while saying cowabunga
Guy1: Did you hear? Dad gave our sister a bloody cowabunga
Guy2: Yummy
by Elijah ellis April 10, 2020
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Cowabunga dudes is where 4 men dressed as ninja turtles cum together on a pizza while playing the TMNT theme for 2 minutes.
Hey guys wanna cowabunga dudes together on some cheese pizza.
by ThisGuysGaming June 6, 2019
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When someone gets really sick and is almost dying
Sorry I couldn't come, i had cowabunga buttsekz last night.
by Sekz Gob April 21, 2018
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The act of pulling out a females tampon and swingin it around in the air shouting "Bloody Cowabunga"
Charlie: Hey I heard Doug have his daughter a bloody cowabunga,
Tom: Yummy!
by Elijah ellis April 10, 2020
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Saskatoon Conduit Cowabunga
While masturbating, you must first find a dirty space such as a concrete bunker or mall parking garage. You strip naked and then blindfold yourself, and turn yourself upside down. While you jerk off, spin in a circle while referring to yourself as the opposite sex in the 3 rd person. With your other hand, use a sharp piece of metal conduit and stick it up your ass.
Fuck bro, I was so horny last night I went to the mall downtown and gave myself the Saskatoon conduit cowabunga. Called myself Brenda. Shit got real eh.
by Saskrocket August 6, 2019
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