Saskatoon Conduit Cowabunga
While masturbating, you must first find a dirty space such as a concrete bunker or mall parking garage. You strip naked and then blindfold yourself, and turn yourself upside down. While you jerk off, spin in a circle while referring to yourself as the opposite sex in the 3 rd person. With your other hand, use a sharp piece of metal conduit and stick it up your ass.
While masturbating, you must first find a dirty space such as a concrete bunker or mall parking garage. You strip naked and then blindfold yourself, and turn yourself upside down. While you jerk off, spin in a circle while referring to yourself as the opposite sex in the 3 rd person. With your other hand, use a sharp piece of metal conduit and stick it up your ass.
Fuck bro, I was so horny last night I went to the mall downtown and gave myself the Saskatoon conduit cowabunga. Called myself Brenda. Shit got real eh.
by Saskrocket August 6, 2019