The reason why Gateway Computers has a cow as a spokesman is because, just like a cow patty, Gateway Computers comes from a cow's ass.
by Al "Nappy Hair" Sharpton October 5, 2009
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This is the tag the locals have given the court house in Madison County, Il because of all the bullshit the lawyers spew out there.
The local politicians have converged on the Cow Pattie Palace to screw another company. Bullshit in a barn yard is not as deep as the court rooms in the Cow Pattie Palace.
by dansey November 14, 2007
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when you take a shit and it resembles an unborn fetus.
Teacher: Mohammed, what in the name of FUCK took you so long?
Mohammed: I had a cow patty surprise
by chicken fried negro sammich November 16, 2008
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When you've shit your pants and you sit down to feel the squishy poo spreading around in your underwear.
Man i couldn't hold it, now i got a cow patty chilling till i get home
by thatausguy July 23, 2019
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