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Terrifying fat horses with arses where their faces should be and 6 penises that other cows suck on.
Totally evil and useless other than that magic mushrooms can be found in fetid slabs of their excrement.
Mushroom picker: Gosh isn't it lucky theres no cows in this field at the moment !?
Cow: moo
Mushroom picker: arg!!!
Cow: moo
More cows: moo moo
*all that was found was a muddy bobble-hat*
by ewan January 03, 2005
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This girl is the FATTEST person you'll ever meet, Besides me of course ! I'm telling you, she cannot fit through doors. She moooooooos instead of talks. Everytime she passes through a farm, she goes crazy !! Like the song, Moo Moo here, Moo Moo there. Anywayssss, Yeah she wants to get fatter because she thinks shes too skinny (she weighs over 20,000 lbs. btw). Buts thats enough about my fellow cow, ilh to death!

In cow language, Mooooooooooooooooooooo! (it means im outt! )
Hi cow! How was your day?
by Vaca-Vaca February 17, 2010
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Idiot1: "Dood! I was playing Diablo 2 yesterday, and I got to the cow level!"
Idiot2: "Wtf, dude. There is no cow level!"
by cantCatchMeh September 10, 2008
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1. a slothful woman
2. a woman with large tits
3. the female of the household (includes the more-female-like of a lesbian couple)
1. she's a cow, she lies around on the couch all the time and eats, watching TV

2. she's a real cow, man, you shud see her udders and especially her big pointy teats

3.(he):Well, last drink, I gotta go home and service the cow. She's on the rag and really horny.
by Jake February 20, 2004
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Kine is a hawaiian words that translates to "the one". It is used to express like or show praise towards something or someone. The term has been popularized in the continental United States in reference to potent Cannabis.
"This steak is da kine"
by Dr. Dankenstein October 05, 2006
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(N.) A domesticated bovine of either sex or any age.


Delicious.
I just had the most delicious steak in the world!
by take the money and run April 03, 2005
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wow that was some kine bud
by spidey February 23, 2005
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