Covertigout 

Covertigout is a made up disease which effects the brain tricking the host into believing they are being singled out and not required to show up to work. Often times the host will files numerous complaints with their boss or HR.

He hasn’t been to work in a few months now, he’s still suffering from that covertigout ever since he didn’t get his way.

Covertigout by KingSlayer2021 August 11, 2021

To Covert 

adjective: covert
/ˈkʌvət,ˈkəʊvə t/

Where one will manipulate/coerce someone into something that is inherently unwise, humiliating, shameful or with the end goal of something being gained.

"Ayo I'm about to covert this fool into giving me his password"

"Lemme go covert that thot into giving me her card details"

"Since when did you get covert by the teacher into admitting to plagiarism"

To Covert by Savage Baggage November 26, 2021

covert hot 

When a girl wears extra large, baggy, or excess amounts of clothing to conceal her hotness

Paul : Dude, that hot chick just put on her hooded sweatshirt
Reid : Ya, she's going covert hot

covert hot by Double JJ Jimbo Jone March 9, 2009

Covert Narcissist 

Very thin-skinned, fragile ego, insecure yet entitled, self-centered, lacking in empathy and having a very low emotional IQ. They only care about themselves and view people as objects and pawns rather than human beings. They feed off of admiration, compliments & attention yet are never able to congratulate or thank you. If they offer an apology you can be sure it is insincere and only serves to regain control of their victims. They are just as manipulative as overt narcissists, and often more dangerous because you don’t see them coming. They yet come off as quiet, shy, sweet, innocent, & frequently charming. They do not seem to be a threat so you allow them into your lives unsuspecting, and they tear through your world like a tornado once they gain your trust. They lie, belittle, misuse, disrespect, control, and otherwise manipulate their prey into submission. Their tools are guilt, shame, blame, cat & mouse games and gaslighting. They punish you with passive agressive behavior, the silent treatment, put downs, and other subtle methods. They refuse to take responsibility for their actions and always twist everything around and turn it back on you. They can eventually become mentally, emotionally, physically and/or sexually abusive. They frequently will fly into a complete rage and break things. They may kill your pets or worse your children or you if their rage becomes explosive enough. They lack the ability to understand or control their emotions.

Covert Narcissist

I told Hunter I didn’t like him flirting with other girls in front of me and I end up being blamed for not trusting him and somehow he is now the victim. I’m still scratching my head.

I asked Jane if she minded that I chose the restaurant today and all the sudden I don’t “understand what it was like to be the overlooked middle child”. WTH?!

William flew into a narcissistic rage when I told him I felt like he was just using me for sex. He said I was sexist to assume all men can’t think with both heads at the same time.

Covert Narcissist by Sunny Dayz June 9, 2018

Covert Plop 

Attempting to defecate discretely when your love interest is present.

My girlfriend was spending the night, and I had to take a dump, so I had to execute a covert plop.

Covert Plop by NCHawk December 1, 2010

Covert 19 

How DJ's Aviation says COVID-19

The Boeing 747s have retired due to the outbreak of Covert 19

Covert 19 by EvanKnish November 22, 2020

covertiness 

1. the state in which a person claims to be covered by the Intelligence Identities Protection Act as a covert agent while behaving in a manner so as to remove that status or to expose it as false. Such behavior may manifest itself in acts such as: 1) telling a boyfriend on your third or fourth date that you are a CIA agent during a heavy make out session; 2) driving to CIA headquarters without fear of exposure; 3) recommending your spouse for a CIA trip 4) attending inter-agency meetings communicating your relationship with the CIA to persons without a need to know; 5) allowing your spouse to write an Op-ed in the New York Times about that CIA trip; 6) after finding out that a journalist has discovered your identity, calling your boss just to let him know as if it's a minor inconvenience; 7) posing for pictures in a magazine without regard for the safety for colleagues who may be compromised by your exposure.

2. the possession of a relationship to an intelligence agency that is not general knowledge, but is easily ascertainable with minimum research.

Her covertiness was quickly exposed by behaviors that no actual covert person would possibly contemplate.

covertiness by hit and run November 3, 2007