country blumpkin 

Defined as receiving a blumpkin--getting oral sex while having a bowel movement--in an outhouse.

While in the outhouse, Todd received a country blumpkin from his girlfriend and decided she was the one.

country blumpkin by Kyle MD April 28, 2005

country blumpkin 

a country blumpkin is a variation of the blumpkin, where the recipient of the head giving is sitting in an outhouse instead of a toilet (and the person performing the fellatio is usually a sister or a cousin).

Cletus: "Ellie May, come out to th' shitter 'n give me a country blumpkin!"

Ellie May: "Well shit, I already gave Paw a country blumpkin! You'll have to wait 'til after supper!"

country blumpkin by GoldTeefs September 9, 2006

country blumpkin 

Getting a blowjob while taking a shit in an outhouse.

As the banjo music drifted through the air, Jethro relaxed and enjoyed his country blumpkin.

country blumpkin by Pooberry June 30, 2008

country blumpkin 

A country blumpkin is similar to the well known, but more boring, blumpkin except it takes place anywhere outside. The act is receiving a blowjob while dropping a deuce with the added bonus of enjoying the great outdoors. The quintessential country blumpkin would involve a cousin and a corn field.

Man, last night I got that best country blumpkin out in the corn fields.

country blumpkin by mgretard March 26, 2019

country blumpkin 

A blumpkin that is recieved in a porta potty or outhouse rather than the typical toilet.

He's taking forever...he must be getting a country blumpkin in there.

country blumpkin by Maximus Pryme October 25, 2008

country bumpkin pussy 

A female that grew up in a small country town and lived a very sheltered life.

Jessica was a piece of country bumpkin pussy, until she went to a big city college and had her first gang bang.

country bumpkin pussy by Andy Holman July 20, 2008

Ryan Baker Country Blumpkin

getting a blow job while your standing in the goat position while taking a crap.

"Man if I was Cleveland Brown I'd make my hookers give Ryan Baker Country Blumpkins all the time.

Ryan Baker Country Blumpkin by Ryan Baker November 10, 2008