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councilitis 

councilitis Syphillis it is a contagious disease,this usually occurs when councilites meet.. councilitis
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councilitis by ohdearcouncilone April 19, 2009

Councilitis 

Chronic, debilitating condition suffered exclusively by local authority staff in the UK necessitating long periods of absence from work. There are no known physical symptoms although sufferers may appear to have a sore throat/bad back/upset stomach etc. There is no known cure but the condition will usually resolve itself rapidly at the point the employee has exceeded their entitlement to paid sick leave.
Manager: Where is Mark today? Colleague: Oh he won't be in today, he always suffers from Councilitis on a Monday.
Councilitis by MarkBackers July 8, 2014

Counciling 

The act of holding a meeting with members of a council to solve issues. Basically a counseling appointment with multiple council members instead of counselors.
Lauren: I'm so dumb. Why can't I be as smart and cool and awesome as you, Alex?

Alex: You need to have a counciling appointment, Lauren.

Lauren: Thanks, Alex! You're sooo much better than me at everything I'm so jealous!
Counciling by Alex Hudock July 8, 2009

hardcore councilism 

Where a person has lived at, or lived at several during the course of their life, a local authority or ex-authority house (council house) - they are said to be a 'hardcore councilist'
'He's a fuckin hardcore councilist, born in a council house, brought up in a council house and now he's bought a council house, hardcore councilism at its worst'

Concilism 

Concilism is a federal system of government organization in which the central government is divided into three branches: academic, legislative, and judicial. The academic branch of government accepts and trains aspiring legislators at a central political academy, graduation from which being mandatory in order become a national legislator. The legislative branch of government is bicameral. The upper "states'" council is elected by the citizenry with each state receiving representation proportional to its population. The lower "legislative" council is elected through staggered elections in the upper council, and is the only federal government body possessing legislative initiative. Proposed legislation must be approved by a simple majority vote in the upper council before being passed into law. State governments also have a veto over proposed legislation, requiring a supermajority vote in which each state possesses one vote. The judicial branch remains separate from the other branches, adheres to the rule of law, and exercises judicial review. The entire Concilist system operates under a national constitution which grants inalienable civil rights to all citizens, abolishes partisan politics, ensures the separation of church and state, and vastly limits the powers of the central government.
concilism is good
Concilism by concilistmt December 5, 2010

Concilism 

Concilism is a system of government organization in which the legislative branch of government is divided into four independent base councils that both vote on legislature and elect their members, internally. These base councils are presided over by a peoples council, it’s members elected by the citizenry, which holds a veto over any proposed legislature. The elimination of political parties and organizations leads to the executive branch simply becoming an unbiased instrument used to carry-out the legislature passed by the councils. The judicial branch also remains unbiased and separate from the other branches of government and operates under the Rule of Law. All branches of government and all citizens are bound legally by a written constitution.
Concilism rules
Concilism by MaxConcilist February 28, 2009