coughin' nails 

A nickname for cigarettes.

You need to give up those coughin' nails, because they're not good for your health. No wonder you're always coughin'.

coughin' nails by GenuineNerd2 May 17, 2015

Coughin' to a coffin 

Another lame phrase for non-smokers to try and influence smokers to quit.

Smoker: *takes a drag* *cough cough cough*

Non-smoker: Hey man you should really quit, you're Coughin' to a coffin.

Smoker: gtfo nerd

Coughin' to a coffin by Hoju123four June 28, 2010

Straight Couchin 

The act of sitting on another person who is sitting on a couch.

Yo nigga, Ryan was straight couchin' at the party.

Straight Couchin by niggerjoe October 29, 2012

Pete Coughlin

Shit at life

Pete Coughlin is shit at life

Pete Coughlin by VonC June 11, 2016

Coughing fever 

The uncontrollable urge to cough whenever a little bit of smoke enters the room. Usually occurs after one person starts and often infects the entire room.

Man 1- "sniff sniff" Is that smoke?
Man 1- "Cough Cough"
Man 5748932057- "Cough Cough"
Public Speaker- Fuck Coughing fever

Coughing fever by jonward34 May 11, 2009

Cougin' It

1.Turning a sure win into a devastating loss, causing the Alumni and Students of Washington State University to drink heavily.

"Damn it, the football team is Cougin' It again, where is my Scotch."

Cougin' It by Michael Merrimon April 30, 2005

soul coughing 

A lesser known band from at least a decade ago who sang songs such as "Moon Sammy" and "Blue-Eyed Devil."

I have a Soul Coughing cassette that I bought in a small shop in Colorado six years ago

soul coughing by MysteriousMe November 4, 2003