coughed up a dick

another means of saying, screwed up, fucked up.

Tim: Hey how was your date last night?
Earl: It didn't happen, she coughed up a dick.

coughed up a dick by Andy! January 2, 2007

Coughed up

they need messed up in the head

You coughed up fam

Coughed up by Lisiiiii❤️ November 30, 2019

coughed up a pearl

When heavy marijuana smokers cough upa THC resin ball. Similar to cigarette smokers coughing up tar.

Kyle, my weed dealer, coughed up a pearl last time we smoked.

coughed up a pearl by Scythee101 December 11, 2019

Coughed in my coffee maker

When one person sucks a fart out of someone else’s butt and blows it into the first persons mouth

The barista gasped when Jeff coughed in my coffee maker.

Coughed in my coffee maker by Randi&Jeff October 25, 2025

Chew Coughed 

When one changes teams when the team he is on is losing and because they are a sore loser, he switches sides and joins the winning team. Usually the result is anger towards the person who switched and team killing is a nearly 100% possibility.

Red Team Player 1: I'm switching teams you guys are mm losing I'm fed up!

-switches teams-

Blue Team Player 2: Aw damn we have been Chew Coughed.
Blue Team Player 5: We will have to T.K. him within seconds.

Chew Coughed by Chibiusa Tsukino June 22, 2009

i coughed and it went everywhere 

u sneeze on ur period and it goes everywhere

“i coughed and it went everywhere”!!!

i coughed and it went everywhere by daddypiglikestosuckyourtoes September 16, 2019

coughenhoit

cough version of "gesundheit"
used after someone coughs wishing them well.

person 1: *coughs*

person 2: coughenhoit!

person 1: thanks man!!

coughenhoit by renelles18 July 6, 2011