When a mans dick is in a vagina, and the woman coughs so hard the mans dick erupts out and slaps him back on his own balls or belly.
by RezaWrekt April 17, 2015
"Come on, you, cough up a buck you cheap bastard."
"Come on, cough up . It's your turn to pay."
"I had to cough up for the medical bills."
"Come on, cough up . It's your turn to pay."
"I had to cough up for the medical bills."
by magicianfromriga June 12, 2008
Looking into your partner's eyes and instantly feeling the urge to love cough may be a sign he/she is the one.
by Love Master February 15, 2015
The act of coughing loudly while taking a deuce in the bathroom when another person enters said bathroom, thereby staking claim to the stall you are using. Effective at warding off potential embarrassment from would be stall door openers, particularly if ones bathroom stall has a malfunctioning locking mechanism. Also, can dually be used as a cover up attempt in the event of a loud bowel movement.
"When entering the men's bathroom, a loud bathroom cough deterred my initial choice of stall and I was thusly forced to choose the creepy handicapped accessible stall at the end of the row - otherwise known as the most likely spot in the bathroom to be killed due to wide open access."
"Sean's ear splitting deuce rocket was only slightly dulled by his comparatively faint bathroom cough."
"Sean's ear splitting deuce rocket was only slightly dulled by his comparatively faint bathroom cough."
by LutJ February 11, 2012
by Tdancer May 10, 2017
A lesser known band from at least a decade ago who sang songs such as "Moon Sammy" and "Blue-Eyed Devil."
by MysteriousMe November 5, 2003
Cough caused by allergies or a common chest cold, but not related to COVID-19. This is often met with looks of horror or disdain.
You should have seen the people scatter at the checkout line when I started to fauxvid cough. I just got my test back and I'm negative.
by JettyHfield October 6, 2020