theres so much bat shit flu in that groceries store i dont wanna go in. i wanna call in cough shots fired instead.
by Cody5050 December 9, 2020
The dried spots on the inside of your windshield (windscreen) or outside of your computer monitor.
Usually caused by uncovered coughs and/or sneezes.
Usually caused by uncovered coughs and/or sneezes.
by Miss Pirette August 6, 2021
The persistent cough usually accompanied by a sore throat occurring after attending a Circuit Party or festival. Usually caused by yelling over music, lack of sleep, and other extracurricular activities related to the circuit scene.
by allaboutxy May 2, 2019
Kinda like shooter's cough, but 666 times more insidious and sinister. Enemies of God and Satan, it takes all of the forces of Hell and Heaven to stop these shitheads from ruining the quiet in the land.
Pronounced sheeth-edz.
"Why does Shifferbreins always cough when I do nice things or breathe?"
"That's shithead's cough. Shitheads like Schifferbreins seek your attention to protest your existence and your breathing air."
"Shitheads? I'm going on a hunger strike against shitheads then."
"--I'm in--we gonna starve though because God and Satan are both firmly against shitheads already. Shitheads can't have nice things like us and can't stop."
Misjudgments are possible, though there is no known cure for shitheadedness until Jesus and the Holy Spirit become willing.
#shooterscough #shitheadscough #shitheads
Kinda like shooter's cough, but 666 times more insidious and sinister. Enemies of God and Satan, it takes all of the forces of Hell and Heaven to stop these shitheads from ruining the quiet in the land.
"Why does Shifferbreins always cough when I do nice things or breathe?"
"That's shithead's cough. Shitheads like Schifferbreins seek your attention to protest your existence and your breathing air."
"Shitheads? I'm going on a hunger strike against shitheads then."
"--I'm in--we gonna starve though because God and Satan are both firmly against shitheads already. Shitheads can't have nice things like us and can't stop."
Misjudgments are possible, though there is no known cure for shitheadedness until Jesus and the Holy Spirit become willing.
#shooterscough #shitheadscough #shitheads
Kinda like shooter's cough, but 666 times more insidious and sinister. Enemies of God and Satan, it takes all of the forces of Hell and Heaven to stop these shitheads from ruining the quiet in the land.
by © September 8, 2023
when you are a nitty ,and you have a never ending cough. Used to describe a cough you cant get rid of if you are a regular tobacco/cannabis user.
by nittylyfe123 May 21, 2017
Brothel worker slang for bacterial tonsillitis, the second most common cause of a sore throat amongst working girls.
by Bipolarraccoon October 26, 2022