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Operation Couch Potato

The process of trying to convince your lazy ass friend to go out and hang out with people.
"This guy would rather sit next to his computer and play video games rather than go to Michelle's party. I'm going Operation Couch Potato on him."

couch potato 

a lazy person who does nothing but sit on the couch and watch television(see also sofa spud)
Please don't lie around like a couch potato. Get up and do something productive.
couch potato by Light Joker January 18, 2005

couchpotate

verb: to sit on the couch and do nothing for a long period of time
to veg
to act as a Couch Potato or Sofa Spud
Hey, wanna do a die hard marathon? I checked and all 4 are on Netflix, so we can couchpotate some saturday and then hit the theater.
couchpotate by BU4URAQT February 21, 2013

Social Justice Couch Potato

A Social Justice Couch Potato (SJCP) is a Social Justice Warrior (SJW) that does absolutely nothing about the social injustices they dislike. Most SJW's are actually SJCP's.
"I'm such an Social Justice Warrior."
"No, all you do is sit there and complain. You're more of an Social Justice Couch Potato . . . "

Couch potato 

Someone who lies on the sofa every spare moment of his/her life, watching television and normally eating.
Homer Simpson from The Simpsons

"You're such a couch potato!"
Couch potato by RabbidSquirrel October 15, 2006

couchpotatoism 

the act of spending numerous hours a day the couch, glued to tv and/or video games, while stuffing your face with chips sodas and ho ho's
Couchpotatoism has been ont he rise for the last five years, contributing to the increase of fat ass people in North America.