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cockaholic 

1. A sleazy woman who's addicted to cock. She won't be able to keep her pants up and her legs closed when among men. A cockaholic usually is on the pill, but never uses a condom with random men who she drags in the sack because she believes that the risk of getting an STD is very low. I mean, what are the chances? A cockaholic is also a polite way of calling someone a whore/slut/skank/easy bitch

2. A farmer who is addicted into raising cocks in the farm. What the hell man? Who the hell is addicted into raising the male chicken? Exactly my point dude. Cockaholic.
1. "What the? I saw my classmate just talk to a random guy for 5 minutes and she went home with him.. wtf is she doing?"
"Oh, didn't you know? She's a severe cockaholic. She can't keep her legs closed among other men!"

"Really? Poor thing! Must be some low self-esteem issue!"

2. "This farmer dude that I know of has this freaky obsession with raising cocks in his farm!"

"What is he, a cockaholic?"
cockaholic by corauratum February 16, 2013
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chuckaholic 

A person that is addicted to Chuck, a show on NBC.
My friend is always talking about Chuck, he's a chuckaholic!
chuckaholic by BiLLi0 December 13, 2009

cougaholic

someone who is addicted to bagging cougars.
My friend John bangs a lot of women in their 40's. He is a cougaholic.
cougaholic by KarchKiraly January 16, 2010

Douchaholic 

A girl/young woman who seems to only know how to date Douchebag guys
Damn, there is Sara and her new boyfriend, Darryl. That's three in a row for her. SHe must be a douchaholic.
Douchaholic by Jerseyboy62 August 6, 2007

cockaholic 

an insatiable lust for the shaft
hannah brown is a cockaholic
cockaholic by kaleena April 10, 2006

chotchaholic 

A person addicted to "chotches"; a person addicted to being a chotch: acting, dressing, or speaking as a chotch; a compulsive need to be a chotch or surround ones self with chotches; addicted to portraying a "cool" image of themselves to others, or bragging about being friends with a known chotch.
Chotchaholic's are Desperate Wannabee's and chotches in general: an obsessive thought, desire, or action to constantly act, look, or be portrayed as the definition of a chotch.
Addicted to: checking their cell phones, and myspace, as well as scoping out "babes", and bragging to anyone that will listen, about themselves and girls they couldn't get in a million years, the ones who give out the cheesiest pick up lines, and somehow manage to score seemingly "hott" girls until you talk to them and realize that they are the definition of a blonde.

cockaholic 

a woman or man that loves the wang
paris hilton is a cockaholic.
cockaholic by xboy April 6, 2010