| 1. | couch slut | ||
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something or someone who sits on a couch (or other seat) as they are groped, fondled, kissed or other physical stimulant without reciprocation, response or rejection for/of the toucher. "You sat on the couch and let him touch your booty? You couch slut!"
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| 2. | couch slut | ||
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a person who chooses to always sleep on the couch rather than their own bed. This person does not sleep on the couch because he/she does not own a bed, but rather in preference for the couch's physical beauty over the bed's internal qualities (i.e. springs, memory foam, or other) and their relationship (proximity of the bed to the couch; this being generally short). Further qualities of this individual is that he/she will sleep on the couch at any time of day not only night; he/she will enjoy quickies (short naps) or extended periods of enjoyment (7-10 hours of sleep). Shane: "Dude when I woke up this morning for class Mike was sleeping on the couch again!"
Kevin: "Doesn't he have a bed? What a couch slut!" |
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A couch slut is one who takes up an entire couch forcing others to make two decisions. They can either sit on another close by couch, or they may sit ON the couch slut. Couch sluts generally don't understand what it means to be a couch slut, therefor making the whole situation more humerous. Lauren, you are the defintion of couch slut!
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Someone who loves a couch so much that they spend the majority of their day on it. Mike Haus is a couch slut because he prefers to sleep on the couch instead of his bed.
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| 5. | Burt the couch | ||
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A couch that is taken everywhere (Town, Beach and School etc) it is normally picked up from a tip/dump and "Pimped" with love/care make it looking somewhat decent. Burt can be found in some of the most random places you could ever imagine. If you decide to own a Burt, make sure you treat him/her (Burt is often "bi") as you would like a member of your group. Rules: 1. Burt is a complete couch slut and will often attract a lot of attention so keep him/her in you sights at all times. (So those swamp ninjas don't take away Burt) 2. No sex on Burt, as this could be a birth control problem if Burt is owned by the wrong people. 3. There is no limit to how many people can fit on Burt. 4. If Burt is used to play halo, MLG rules will only be tolerated as Burt only wants the best. 5. If drink is spilled, the spiller must lick it off passionately. Not to be confused with levis couch "Whats that couch doing in the middle of the beach?" Asks Jill "Don't worry its just Burt" Replys Emma
They continue to go sit on Burt and live happily ever after. "Jess is being a complete biatch today" says everyone. "Don't worry, we will just not invite her to the next Burt bash" says Tom Burt the couch never sleeps |
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| 6. | Couch Slug | ||
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post coital vaginal and seminal fluid left behind by a naked woman who sits on a couch. “Norah you dirty slut, you left a greasy couch slug on my new futon!”
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| 7. | Hollywood Slut Syndrome | ||
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A person who will do anything to get a part in a movie or a part on a television show! Even if that means using their body for acts of prostitution to trade sex for acting roles. See casting couch or portable casting couch.
Hollywood Slut Syndrome is a Bimbo or Himbo that will use their body to climb the Hollywood Mountain without having to do any of the hard work. Meaning they have very little talent accept on their back with their legs up in the air. Hollywood Slut Syndrome can be described as a promiscuous pill popping, alcoholic actress that is so bitchy that they will do anything to stay on top of Hollywood! Even if it means plastic surgery, sleeping with Directors, sleeping with cast members, firing cast members, playing up to media or doing anything involving scandal. See Joan Crawford, Elizabeth Hurley, Paris Hilton, Liza Minnelli or Nikki Webster. Hollywood Slut Syndrome can be found in the pages of The Valley of The Dolls by Jacqueline Susann.
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Jennifer North suffered Hollywood Slut Syndrome, full well knowing all she had was her body to fall back on and not her talent. -On the phone with her mother Jennifer North: You told me Gramp's been sick, Mother, and I know about the oil burner. Okay, I'll pawn the mink. He'll give me a couple hundred for it. Mother, I know I don't have any talent, and I know I all I have is a body, and I am doing my bust exercise. Goodbye, Mother. I'll wire you the money first thing in the morning. Goodbye. -Hangs up the phone and starts performing calisthenics- Helen Lawson and Neely O'Hara were bitter rivals that did everything they could to stay on top and cut each other out of the Hollywood game. Both were suffering from Hollywood Slut Syndrome where it didn't matter how they got there, as long as one of them came out in front! See Anna Nicole Smith Syndrome. Helen Lawson: They drummed you out of Hollywood, so you come crawling back to Broadway. But Broadway doesn't go for booze and dope. Now get out of my way, I've got a man waiting for me. Neely O'Hara: Who are ya hiding from, Helen? The notices couldn't have been that... |
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