Alabama couch sex 

Really great sex had on the couch in the great state of Alabama

After coming back from the beach Colin got some Alabama couch sex as thanks for the trip that weekend.

Alabama couch sex by cdawg3200 September 28, 2014

sex couch 

The couch that everyone has shamelessly hooked up on. Usually located in the basement of a college house.

brad: where did you watch the game??
tony: i was at the trap house.
brad: i really hope you didnt sit on the sex couch
tony: oh crap

sex couch by eleffingscorcho November 17, 2009

The sex couch 

The sex couch is a piece of furniture (doesnt have to be a couch really) located in the prop room connected to a drama classroom. When feeling the need to relieve stress with someone of interest usually drama kids will ask to go look for things in the prop room... While in the prop room they do not actually search for anything but take a spin on the sex couch. Everyone in drama ends up finding out about the sex couch and half of everybody uses it at least once for sexual purposes. Yes teachers know abot the sex couch but they will never get rid of it. It will always stay in there. If using the sex couch, it is advised to use responsibly. And remember before you sit on the sex couch... What happens on the sex couch, STAYS ON THE SEX COUCH!!!

EX: Dude! Did you hear what those two did on the sex couch??... Man, don't sit on that for a while!!

sex couch Drama kids The sex couch

The sex couch by Problem Child$ January 18, 2011

Magic Conch (Sex Position) 

You have you'r lover sit on the bed and pull on her nipple and look deep into her vagina and ask "Oh magic conch shell may i insert my penis into her vagina", and if it respond's with "yes" then you may but if it respond's with "No" then get the will forever remain a virgin.

Oh Magic Conch (Sex Position) could i eat this super delicous ass ?

"yes"

"OH BOY!".

Magic Conch (Sex Position) by Faeiju October 12, 2019

sex coach 

A Russian hooker who might be the linchpin of collusion, or maybe just another Russian hooker.

That so-called sex coach Needs to hire a food taster.

sex coach by Delta Sailor January 29, 2019

couchsexual 

A person who is any sexual orientation but loves their couch most.

A person who likes to sit on, lay on and / or caress the fabric of their couches for sexual pleasure.

Person 1: So you lied to sit on your couch

Person 2: No, I like to “sit” ;) on my couch, I’m couchsexual!

couchsexual by casserole! July 2, 2023

Couchsexual 

Someone who is sexually attracted to couches and likes to fuck the couchussy.

Person 1: "Did you hear Oskar is couchsexal?"

Person 2: "What's couchsexual?"

Person 1: "Someone who likes to fuck couches in between the cushions"

Couchsexual by Whozthiz June 21, 2024