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Couch potato: It is an accepted wisdom that for good health to do more exercise preferably daily than spend long hours in front of TV do
Couch potato: If you want to be healthy looking never spend too much time sit in front of TV putting on weight but go for daily brisk walk at least half a mile a day or 2 to 3 hours in s week.
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a lazy person who does nothing but sit on the couch and watch television(see also sofa spud)
Please don't lie around like a couch potato. Get up and do something productive.
by Light Joker January 18, 2005
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Someone who lies on the sofa every spare moment of his/her life, watching television and normally eating.
Homer Simpson from The Simpsons

"You're such a couch potato!"
by RabbidSquirrel October 15, 2006
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One who watches excess amounts of television
It's beautiful outside and all you want to do is watch football. Don't be a couch potato
by Bungalow Bill January 30, 2002
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a normal person, with a job and a career, socially awkward outside their work environment, who may be using the "excessive TV watching" in order to manage their depression or social anxiety
many people jump the gun and label each and every couch-potato they encounter as a lazy and unproductive member of society; however, a couch-potato may indeed be be a very functional, non-lazy person, but still watch excessive amounts of TV as an alternative to drugs and medication when dealing with their depression or social anxiety
by sexydimma February 19, 2015
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Quite simply, a potato that is on the couch
"That spud is definately a couch potato"
"You mean, as opposed to an ottoman potato?"
by The_Phantom_Shitters February 09, 2005
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A parody song of Loose Yourself by Eminem sung by Weird Al Yankovic.

Some lyrics:

"My butt is aching
As I watch NASCAR racing
That show about undertaking
Larry King
To "24" to "Law And Order"
The Weather Channel's boring like "60 Minutes"'s ancient reporters
Next up on "E! True Hollywood Story"
The rise and decline of twelve actors named Corey

Shows for next fall, they've already been namin'
"CSI: Boise" and "Touched By An Uncle" both sound pretty lame 'n'
So does "Everybody Tolerates Raymond"
And "King of Queens" jumped the shark the first minute
I can't believe Richard Simmons ain't in it

I'll move right on to "8 Simple Rules For Dating My Teenaged Daughter"
Then I bet
I watch "The Bachelorette"
Followed by "Welcome Back, Kotter"
And "The Muppet Show" where they go 'Mahna Mahna'

"You're gonna lose your mind watching TV"
They told me, they'd scold me
But I'd still tune in every show (show)
My cable gets C-SPAN, TV-Land, and HBO
The Disney Channel and A&E and Lifetime (yo)

"You're gonna lose your mind watching TV"
They told me, cajoled me
But I still love Lisa Kudrow (drow)
I'm looking at C-SPAN, TV-Land, and HBO
The Playboy Channel and Court TV and Lifetime (yo)
(You're Gonna)"
Did you hear Weird Al sining "Couch Potato" on the radio last night?
by FrodoBagginz February 11, 2010
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