9 definitions by The_Phantom_Shitters

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Quite simply, a potato that is on the couch
"That spud is definately a couch potato"
"You mean, as opposed to an ottoman potato?"
by The_Phantom_Shitters February 09, 2005

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The mythical creature that causes morning wood
Oh, man, I had a visit from the cock demon last night.
by The_Phantom_Shitters February 08, 2005

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Condition that occurs in black males caused by furious masturbation after ejaculation wherein the semen becomes frothy, causing the weiner to appear black and white.
Man, I walked in on Tyrone flogging it yesterday and he had a rabid zebra.
by The_Phantom_Shitters February 08, 2005

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The mythical creature that gives flatulence a toxic odor
The colon demon is haunting you hardcore today, my friend!
by The_Phantom_Shitters February 08, 2005

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Having sex with your bitch in front of her parents
It's over for me, man. Tomorrow, I make Custard's Last Stand.
by The_Phantom_Shitters February 08, 2005

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When you have a raging hard-on, and it spontaneously combusts
Have you ever heard of the Hindenber...HOLY SHIT!!! MY NUTS ARE ON FIRE!!!!!!!
by The_Phantom_Shitters February 08, 2005

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A sexual act wherein one proceeds to have a quickie with their partner in the kitchen of a resaurant (preferably a burrito joint) during operating hours in a covert manner.
I am Zorro, the true master of the mexican ninja! HIHO SILVER!!!! AWAY!!!!
by The_Phantom_Shitters February 08, 2005

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