couch guy 

Your boyfriend who defidently isn't cheating on you with some random girl from his college. Maybe you traveled across the country to suprise your boyfriend but instead you found him acting um.. well cheating.

"I don't care who I date as long as they aren't a couch guy."

couch guy by couchguyfan101 October 2, 2021

Couch Guy 

Couch Guy is a Tiktok drama where a girlfriend surprised her boyfriend but he wasn’t happy to see her and is suspicious of cheating. Tiktok viewers pointed out that Couch Guy was sharing a room with three girls and two other guys, was wearing someone’s hair tie on his wrist, was being hugged by one random girl and tried to unsuccessful reach out for his phone on another girl’s lap; proceeding to give his girlfriend a stiff hug.

The Tiktok community came together and agreed on disliking Robbie (Couch Guy) and flooding that poor girl’s comment section, girl who’s still in denial that her boyfriend cheated on her. Meanwhile, Robbie is gaslighting his viewers with his contagious awkward energy.

Viewers are also happy that the Couch Guy drama topped Berries and Cream Tiktok.

*a video of a happy couple reuniting is shown*
- Couch Guy’s girlfriend must be crying and throwing up right now!
- Couch Guy needs to take notes!

Couch Guy by bitter124 October 2, 2021

Couch Guy 

When you walk into a place where people have been smoking weed, there's always that one guy who's too high to function and is hanging out on the couch. Barely moves or acknowledges his surroundings and is clearly lost in thoughts of some sort. He's couch locked and thusly, the Couch Guy

"Dude, what's up with Dave?"

"Oh, nothing, he's just really baked. He's the Couch Guy."

Couch Guy by The_Sheepinator October 27, 2014

couch guy 

couch guy- a person who resides on someone's couch. He or she may or may not pay rent for the couch. Usually pays through karmic duties such as cleaning or cooking. Usually someone adept to the art of couch surfing. Will usually reside on a couch anywhere from a day to a year.

Dude, you still haven't gotten rid of the "couch guy" yet? How long has been here? Like two years?

couch guy by Robin Tibby/ A Couch Guy February 5, 2009

The Couch Guy 

The couch guy is a guys who spend his entire day eating food, drinking coffee, smoking cigarettes and playing video games.

Ryan spent hi guy being the couch guy. Little did he know there is an actual world outside of his four cornered room and Xbox controller.

The Couch Guy by Cola Kid November 16, 2019

The guy on the couch. 

That dude that showed up with your homie, that you barely know who ends up staying at your crib long after your friend leaves, to smoke up the rest of your weed.

The guy on the couch.

The guy on the couch. by Untraced March 19, 2011

Guy on the couch

When you are in an odd-numbered person situation and everyone else pairs off to do something fun (usually sex) and you're left by yourself on the couch to watch t.v., play video games, eat leftovers, do something not as fun as everyone else. In horror movies, this character is usually the first one to die to demonstrate how the monster works.

"Hey man! How was the party last night?"

"Sucked, bro. I was the only single guy there and everyone else was paired off and fucking in the bedrooms by 11. I was the guy on the couch eating cold pizza and watching Matlock reruns by myself."

Guy on the couch by Big Danny T January 27, 2014