"This guy would rather sit next to his computer and play video games rather than go to Michelle's party. I'm going Operation Couch Potato on him."
by Belllybutton October 24, 2013
A person who advocates involvement in military or stratigic policy on a 9 or 10 scale, when in their own life, have never, or will have never been at that level of the identical risk.
Rush Limbaugh and Dick Cheney clearly define the couch potato warrior, as opposed to say, Colin Powell.
by Guido1 June 1, 2009
1: "She just sits on the couch all day and watches tv, whenever I try to talk to her she's short and rude."
2: "sounds to me like she has couch potato syndrome"
2: "sounds to me like she has couch potato syndrome"
by barbiegirl_wicky wicky January 4, 2011
Something worn around the house that would not be considered 'street chic' but would be considered cute, comfy, or homey.
or
Something worn outdoors that seems like exclusively at home attire.
or
Something worn outdoors that seems like exclusively at home attire.
John: Oh my gosh Kate, what are you wearing?
Kate: It's a new coat I bought, street chic don't you think?
John: God no, it's far from street chic but is as couch potato chic as it gets, remove the two top buttons and it's a bathrobe!
Kate: It's a new coat I bought, street chic don't you think?
John: God no, it's far from street chic but is as couch potato chic as it gets, remove the two top buttons and it's a bathrobe!
by Ozla November 12, 2009
When two dudes get into a confrontation that escalates to the point that one dude makes a completely irrational decision.
Said arguer proceeds to remove all clothing except the shirt on his back and try's to put his genitalia on or around the others face by way of force.
Said arguer proceeds to remove all clothing except the shirt on his back and try's to put his genitalia on or around the others face by way of force.
"Dude, you put your ASSHOLE COVERED FINGER in my MOUTH!!!"
"Wait, what are you doing? "(alarmed)
"I CANT BELIEVE YOU PUT YOUR ASSHOLE JUICE IN MY MOUTH!!!!!!"
"Stop! Why are you mostly naked?!!"
( Arguer proceeds to try and deliver The Angry Couch Potatos on the other's face. All else are in awe of current situation)
"Wait, what are you doing? "(alarmed)
"I CANT BELIEVE YOU PUT YOUR ASSHOLE JUICE IN MY MOUTH!!!!!!"
"Stop! Why are you mostly naked?!!"
( Arguer proceeds to try and deliver The Angry Couch Potatos on the other's face. All else are in awe of current situation)
by icomefromalanddownunder June 3, 2009
When you are playing black ops and you are too lazy to get up so you scavenge through your couch for some stale chips.
by Cjames_dog July 27, 2011
It's a simple recipe. Only 2 ingredients are needed to make mashed couch potatoes: a tornado and a trailer park
You don't even need to add the tornado, though.
Just let the trailer park attract it.
You don't even need to add the tornado, though.
Just let the trailer park attract it.
by Emerson Crossjostle March 11, 2013