a group or meeting of very old people. standing togeather their pigmentless white hair conveys the scene of a cotton field to an onlooker. (see cotton ball)
Dude1: why did i let you drag me to an eagles concert? this place is a cottonfield i can't find a single person under 50!
Dude2: its not my fault i got free tickets from a radio contest.
When there is no portajohn on a construction site and a large number of people go in the woods and defecate. The used toilet paper left on the ground is referred to as an "Alabama Cottonfield".
The mexicans left an alabama cottonfield on that bricklaying job. I guess we should rent a Mexican Space Shuttle so they don't crap everywhere. Who is gonna pick up all this toilet paper?
(adj.) An old African American female who chases a tumbling tampon down the road much like a full-blooded American would chase a ball down a baseball field.
Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.
Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.
Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.