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a costas 

if you never met a "costas", you probably should be a blessed. if you do know a costas, you are very aware of how gay and pathetic they are. costas' usually like to brag about their lifestyle when it is pretty shitty and brag about their money. their parents most of the time wish they haven't had them and probably wanted a girl instead of a "costas". if you ever encounter one, please visit a doctor to help with suicidal thoughts.

they tend to wear ugly ass neon nike shoes that are outdated and make you want to rethink living. on the other hand, theyre occasionally "smart" but on the outside, they act autistic and fucking dumb as shit.

costas' likes to brag about their love also. despite the fact, they really never talk to their partner. their relationships usually last for maximum 2 days.

costas' have huge egos and like to "roast" people when they clearly haven't seen themselves

lastly, costas' are very sexual and would probably never get laid and die as a virgin.

example:
person 1: are you dating a costas?
person2: yes, i love him!
person 1: you should reconsider living and fuck off you dumb bitch

another example:

person 1: did i just hear a roast from a costas?
person 2: yes, it sucks dick
person 1: i wish these dumb ass costas would stop breeding
a costas by thatcockyboybitch455 December 30, 2016
A group of people of Asian decent that shop at Costco, walking slowly and hovering over a shopping cart. These folks run to the sample tables, and push through the crowd for a bite. They are typically agressive. Often they lie down on the display patio furniture when they need to rest.
Damnit! I was trying to get a bbq pork meatball sample but the costasians beat me to it.
Costasian by Miss Catalina April 20, 2009

Uber-Costals 

Extra-strength, super Bible-beaters, that adhere to the "no music, dancing, makeup, haircuts, smiling, etc." religious beliefs. They believe anyone that doesn't attend their church to be headed for an eternity in hell. A word-play on "Pentecostal".
"Look, there's the Uber-Costals! They're frowning on us for wearing pants & makeup," said Tina.
Uber-Costals by Sugarsqueeze October 25, 2005
Sunglasses that are commonly used in boating or sport-fishing but widely popular among stylish southern males; also known as Costa Del Mar Sunglasses.
I'm going to go fishing on the lake, will you hand me my costas?
costas by Stephen Crowley November 19, 2007

A Bob Costas 

At the point of climax during felatio, you blow your load gizz in the left eye of your lover, male or female, leaving them with a red, squinting and swollen eye giving the appearance of bad case of pink eye. Inspried by the reported pink eye of Bob Costas during the Sochi Olympics in 2014.
Roger: Hang on babe, I about to blow my load.
Sandy: Give it to me baby!
Roger: Ohhhhh yeaaaa!
Sandy: You just shot it all in my left eye!
Roger: That's it. Right there. Babe all up in that eye with a Bob Costas.
Sandy: I can't see!
A Bob Costas by Eaton Holgoode February 10, 2014

amanda costas

vote yes. do it u won't

look voters, amanda's birthday is soon and i want this to be her gift. give this a good rating for her please !!! it's not like anybody will look it up besides her so it won't harm yours or anyone elses urban dictionary experience. there's no reason not to so plssssssss!!!

amanda costas is a wonderful, kind amazing person. she has lots of friends, she's a really good dancer, and she's really smart. amanda is also someone who is really passionate. when she decides she likes something, you can bet you'll be hearing about it for a while. some of her favorite things are probably marvel, pasta, dancing, survivor, broadway shows, glee, the walking dead, ice cream, or talking to her friends. amanda costas can often be found in the company of an emily, a hot guy, or a dance teacher. she has a lot of shoes. amanda is high spirited and someone people often want to be around. she won't admit it but she's actually very very smart. Some things amanda does not like are pizza, mildread, school, biology class, sickled feet, cucumbers, and boarding schools. amanda's birthday is probably in may.

amanda costas is different from just amanda because her initials are AC which means she's cool.
did you see amanda costas' dance performance at lincoln center with travis walls?

people are calling amanda costas the next sherlock holmes after her work on the case of the missing ice cream

costasize 

The watering-down of sports broadcasts with human interest crap. Named for Bob Costas, the NBC sportscaster who has singlehandedly reduced the sports content of US Olympic broadcasts by 50%.
I wanted to watch some downhill skiing, but they Costasized the whole thing and only showed two skiers.
costasize by jPod September 9, 2008