Cosmogony 

A theory or myth regarding the origin of the universe, the earth, and living beings.

Attempts to create a naturalistic cosmogony are subject to two separate limitations. One is based in the philosophy of science and the epistemological constraints of science itself, especially with regards to whether scientific inquiry can ask questions of "why" the universe exists. Another more pragmatic problem is that there is no physical model that can explain the earliest moments of the universe's existence because of a lack of a consistent theory of quantum gravity. Also of interest are supernatural creation accounts, as in ancient Greek myth or in the Creationism of the Abrahamic religions.

Cosmogony by ♫ Highway to Hell ♫ August 4, 2010

Cosmagorical 

A completely, utterly, above-all amazing or astonishing thing, event or person. A word in which to describe something that is out of this world.
Can also be used to finally cover up the speechlessness of joy-filled shock.
(AKA: what one would say if they were completely speechless/overcome with joy or dumbfoundedness).

Jose: "I just replaced all the water in my water bed with jello!"
Diego: "That is so cosmagorical, man!"

Cosmagorical by Alexis 'Allie' April 10, 2008

cosmironic 

cos·mi·ron·ic
\kŏz'mĭ-rŏn'ĭk\
adjective

(a combination of cosmic and ironic)

1. Of or relating to the regions of the ironic universe distinct from the sincere Earth.

2. Of or relating to the regions of the sincere universe distinct from the ironic Earth.

3. Poignantly and infinitely or inconceivably contrary to what was expected or intended.

4. Inconceivably extended irony; vast irony.

5. Irony of fate.

--cos·mi·ro·ny \kŏz'mˈī-rə-nē also kŏz'mˈī(-ə)r-nē\ noun
(cosmic irony)

"It seems somehow cosmironic that I lost my cell phone, my laptop, AND my PDA within the same week."

"The cosmironic 'silver lining in every cloud' is nothing more than an optical illusion created by light refracting through airborne pollutants."

"Cruel cosmironic jokes played by God at our expense (Beethoven's loss of hearing, eg.)."

"Isn't it cosmironic? Don't cha think?"

cosmironic by Pascalawag August 25, 2009

metaphysico-theologo-cosmolonigology

The science taught by Master Pangloss in the novel Candide. It is the science of cause and effect.

The science of metaphysico-theologo-cosmolonigology states that "The nose is formed for spectacles, therefore we wear spectacles."

metaphysico-theologo-cosmolonigology by AManWhoseNameHappensToBeRyan October 25, 2011

Kalam Cosmological Argument 

The kalam cosmological argument for the existence of God originated and became highly developed in Islamic theology during the late Middle Ages. It gets its name from the word "kalam", which refers to Arabic philosophy or theology. Traditionally the argument was used to demonstrate the impossibility of an actual infinite existing in the real world, as well as an argument from temporal regress, thus showing that the universe cannot be eternal. In recent years these philosophical arguments have been confirmed by scientific discoveries, viz., the Big Bang theory. The most thorough and articulate proponent of the argument today is Dr. William Lane Craig.

Statement of the (modern) deductive Kalam Cosmological Argument:
p1. Everything that begins to exist has a cause of its existence. (Causal principle.)
p2. The universe (space, time, and matter) began to exist. (Evidenced by two philosophical arguments, the Big Bang, and the second law of thermodynamics.)
c3. Therefore, the universe has a cause of its existence.
Sub-argument:
sp1. As the cause of the universe (space, time, and matter), the cause must be outside of space, time and matter, and therefore be spaceless, timeless, and immaterial. Moreover, the cause must be a personal agent, otherwise a timeless cause could not give rise to a temporal effect like the universe. (Argument expanded.)
sp2. This is an accurate picture of God.
sc3. Therefore, God exists.

Kalam Cosmological Argument by Gojiberry July 25, 2008

Cosmonomical 

Enormous or extremely high.

The price of a pink star diamond is cosmonomical

Cosmonomical by iam_wealthyman January 8, 2022

cosmological argument

1. the argument which states: anything which is an effect must have a cause.

2. the argument which states: anything that exists has a beginning.

1. the universe is an effect, therefore the universe has a cause.

2. the universe exists, therefore the universe has a beginning.

cosmological argument by bud newman. February 28, 2003