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The science taught by Master Pangloss in the novel Candide. It is the science of cause and effect.
The science of metaphysico-theologo-cosmolonigology states that "The nose is formed for spectacles, therefore we wear spectacles."
by AManWhoseNameHappensToBeRyan October 26, 2011
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