Cosmic Rays

The healing rays of the sun. Often used to heal Malibu from American Gladiators.

"I took the most excellent hit of my life. Next thing I knew, I was on the beach taking in some cosmic rays gettin healed by mother nature. Takin in a little brewski, holdin on to a beautiful babe. And I'm fine today!" - Malibu from American Gladiators

Cosmic Rays by Cosimo May 7, 2009

Super Cosmic Rays 

Super Cosmic rays are a rarer form of powerful high-energy radiation that originates from outside our solar system. When they reach Earth, the rays collide with particles in the upper atmosphere to produce a “shower” of particles, including muons.

"Hey professor those are just Cosmic Rays right?"

"No Jake these are Super Cosmic Rays, they are far more powerful and dangerous to the Earth's atmosphere, it's a good thing that rays this powerful don't originate on our planet.

Super Cosmic Rays by jollyjoy00 August 30, 2021

Raypunk Cosmic Escapism

A variant that draws on raypunk’s retro‑futuristic ray guns, flying saucers, and laser propulsion. Adherents imagine escaping Earth not through gritty engineering but through sleek, fantastic technology: matter transporters, antigravity drives, and death rays that carve tunnels through asteroids. The aesthetic is 1950s sci‑fi come true. Unlike nihilist escapism, raypunk cosmic escapism is playful and optimistic—a child’s dream of space, made real.

Raypunk Cosmic Escapism Example: “The raypunk cosmic escapist unveiled a ‘disintegration beam’ to clear space debris. ‘It’s not weaponised,’ he insisted. ‘It’s... housekeeping.’”

Raypunk Cosmic Escapism by Abzugal Nammugal Enkigal May 23, 2026

cosmicrages 

A term to describe something that has immense multiversal power

He is very cosmicrages (He has an immense multiversal power)

cosmicrages by VastWasAlreadyTaken June 17, 2023