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coinstar lottery

The subsequent elation and unfettered spending garnered by the newfound wealth one acquired by dragging an overfilled change jar down to the local Coinstar machine.
After paying bills and buying gas, Drew was feeling broke until he won the Coinstar Lottery.

Bo was buying rounds of drinks like he won the Coinstar lottery.

Melissa's 'night in' changed to her 'night out' after she won the Coinstar lottery.
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Demarcus Cousins The Third 

A Handsome sexy gentleman who is the most professional rawdogger the world has ever seen. He is also (Homiesexual) not homosexual and he is a big bald guy with no waves. Help him find his hairline @ 1-800 findmyhairline
YOO wassup jidion
whos jidion? its DeMarcus cousins the third

jah coins 

The most rare and prized artifacts in the entire 7 realms. When X was shot and killed, the jah coins exploded from his body and dispersed over the entire universe. No one knows the exact amount if jah coins.
Gaycum (in 2042): "I have finally acquired 20 jah coins, one coin for each year of my fathers life. I will take these coins to the exact spot my father parished and arrange the coins into the form of an X and my father will rise from his ashes and rule again!"
jah coins by FrustratedFalcon March 12, 2019

Demarcus Cousins 

An emotional lesbian
"Yo you look like Demarcus Cousins right now"
Demarcus Cousins by InnerTorture October 10, 2018

coochie cousins 

The female equivalent of wiener cousins. Two women who have slept with the same man.
Becca: You should date my ex, he's a nice guy.
Summer: I can't. That would make us coochie cousins.
coochie cousins by dayglomom February 19, 2010

crow your coins 

To buy cryptocurrency and hold for a minimum of 1 year to avoid 39% capital gains tax!
Crow your coins boys! Let the money roll in!
crow your coins by lepach January 8, 2018

walk with the cousins 

the walk your cousins go on at thanksgiving, only the cool, older cousins get to go. this walk is simply to smoke cigarettes or weed.
“sorry you can’t come on the walk with the cousins, you’re too young,”
walk with the cousins by izzie127 November 28, 2019