corzined

When something of value is stolen, and everyone who was in charge of safeguarding the valuable claims ignorance of just about anything. People in charge who confronted with questions about the valuable items usually answer, "I just dont know where it is" or claim that the valuables were "vaporized" when it was their job to know.

This comes from the MF Global scandal, and their CEO Jon Corzine, who stole 1.6 billion dollars of client money testified that he didn't know where the money was or where it went. Several other financial officers of the firm also claim total ignorance of everything and claim the money was "vaporized".

Apparently claiming total ignorance of everything also clears you of all criminal charges as well.

Dude 1 - I trusted Mike to watch my cooler of beer last night when I took my girlfriend home. When I came back, all my beer was gone.

Dude 2 - I didn't see him anywhere near it man, he was talking to some whores when you were gone.

Dude 1 - oh shit, I just got corzined! I can't even confront him about it because he'll probably kick my ass.

Dude 2 - looks like you learned a painful lesson. Don't trust Mike with your beer.

by Davester75 March 8, 2012

corzine

verb. to trust your money to a prominent individual and to find it has mysteriously disappeared

"Oh no! Look at the financial statement. We have been corzined!"

by daleallen January 6, 2012

air corzines

The shoes you are issued, as an inmate, in any prison in NJ. Named for our governor.

"Yo, C.O. just hooked me up wit a bran new pair of air corzines dawg!!!"

by danthesoundguy October 26, 2007

addison corzine

Addison Corrine is a bitch who can be your bsf at one point by then completely out of nowhere stop talking to you. She also can’t stop cracking her phone and she won’t stop liking some boy named “Mason” or “Caden”.

That girl is sick an Addison Corzine.

by Greyboatt September 26, 2019