cortica jug 

big football game between ithaca college and suny cortland. the tradition is keggs n eggs where everybody wakes up and gets smashed before the game. ithaca wins 99% of the time so it's not really watched for the game but it is the one day a year anybody has any school spirit

ithakid1: did you go to the cortica jug yesterday?
ithakid2: yea i'm still hungover from those keggs n eggs

cortica jug by aSkizzle1 January 12, 2009

cortina contigo 

phrase popularize by the popular radio show "the luis jimenez show" meaning; boring,bullshit, liar or just when you are tired of hearing somebody

hey that gold chain is fake cortina contigo

cortina contigo by pavlo July 4, 2008

Corsica 

1): Corsica is a little island, in Mediterranean. It belongs to the France. This island is one of the most beautiful on earth. It is divided on two departments, so there is no capital, but the two main cities are Bastia and Ajaccio. Corsica is the home of an important person for the Democracy, Pascal Paoli. Napoleon Bonaparte was also Corsican. Nowadays, the island is a touristic one, based on luxury tourism. We can also find in Corsica one of the most important european nightclub.

2): Corsica is a car, made by Chevrolet.

3): A lot of cities in the USA are named Corsica.

I live in Corsica, I'm french.

I'm driving a Corsica.

I live in Corsica, South Dakota.

Corsica by Luann-fr February 26, 2009

coptical illusion 

When a car first appears to be an unmarked cop car, but in the end turns out to be some old guy driving a Lincoln town car

"Dude buckle up, there's a po po up there!"

"Nah man, don't worry thats just a coptical illusion."

coptical illusion by The fizzisict June 18, 2009

Cortaca Jug 

The annual football game between rivals Cortland State and Ithaca College in upstate New York. Sports Illustrated once called it "The biggest little game in the nation." Ithaca leads the series 31-15 all time. The game is marked by the biggest party weekend for both schools.

1. "I've got 15 people visiting me AND I'm wasted at 9 AM. It must be Cortaca Jug Weekend!"

2. "Did you see the definition someone from Cortland wrote for the Cortaca Jug? It was so bad I had to edit it for grammar and correctness. Stupid state schoolers!"

Cortaca Jug by ICBomber October 14, 2006

Cortacal 

(n.) The West Coast feed of the annual Ithaca College vs. Cortland rivalry game, the Cortaca Jug, presented at the Casting Office Bar and Grill in Universal City, California - 8 AM sharp.

(n.) A total shitshow where your drunk employed friends will offer you jobs that they can't possibly follow through on.

Dude, I'm going to drink two Four Lokos before I go to Cortacal today. CORTLAND SUCKS!!!

Cortacal by jadamsx November 15, 2010

Corsicana 

(n) A crappy town in Texas about 1 1/2 hrs south of Dallas. This town has never done anything significant nor has anyone that lives there. A few people from this town have gone on to do good things but only because they left to achieve it. It has often been thought of to have mystic / magical powers. Reason being is because anyone unfortunate to inhabit this black hole of a town is sucked dry of any creativity, talent, ambition, will power, education, etc. However, these "magical" powers do work some good. Upon the slim chance that an inhabitant escapes this place, within an hr of being away they instantly become smarter, more creative, happy, etc. The longer this person stays away from the clutches of this place the more dramatic their improvement becomes. Not to mention their over all chances of becoming a productive member of society increase 200%. Even tourists and visitors to this town have reported experiencing an unusual feeling of disgust & absent mindedness.

1.) I wouldn't suggest living in corsicana to my worst enemy.
2.) When you see the exit for corsicana, step on the gas and keep going!

Corsicana by i made it out February 4, 2010