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(n.) The West Coast feed of the annual Ithaca College vs. Cortland rivalry game, the Cortaca Jug, presented at the Casting Office Bar and Grill in Universal City, California - 8 AM sharp.

(n.) A total shitshow where your drunk employed friends will offer you jobs that they can't possibly follow through on.
Dude, I'm going to drink two Four Lokos before I go to Cortacal today. CORTLAND SUCKS!!!
by jadamsx November 12, 2010

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