Cortacal 

(n.) The West Coast feed of the annual Ithaca College vs. Cortland rivalry game, the Cortaca Jug, presented at the Casting Office Bar and Grill in Universal City, California - 8 AM sharp.

(n.) A total shitshow where your drunk employed friends will offer you jobs that they can't possibly follow through on.

Dude, I'm going to drink two Four Lokos before I go to Cortacal today. CORTLAND SUCKS!!!

Cortacal by jadamsx November 15, 2010

Cortaca Jug 

The annual football game between rivals Cortland State and Ithaca College in upstate New York. Sports Illustrated once called it "The biggest little game in the nation." Ithaca leads the series 31-15 all time. The game is marked by the biggest party weekend for both schools.

1. "I've got 15 people visiting me AND I'm wasted at 9 AM. It must be Cortaca Jug Weekend!"

2. "Did you see the definition someone from Cortland wrote for the Cortaca Jug? It was so bad I had to edit it for grammar and correctness. Stupid state schoolers!"

Cortaca Jug by ICBomber October 14, 2006

Cortaca 

An annual football game between Ithaca College and SUNY Cortland. The rivalry is very intense even though both teams are kind of terrible. Students from both schools claim that their institution always wins, but as of 2010 Ithaca has won 34 vs. Cortland's 18.

Cortland kid: Omg Cortland always wins Cortaca.
Ithaca kid: As a literate and well-informed human being, I would like to point out that IC has almost twice the number of wins of Cortland.

Cortaca by bombedbomber October 8, 2011

cortical homunculus 

A distorted human figure representing the disproportionate sensory-motor centers for the human body, most of which is dedicated to the hands, lips and mouth, and feet.

i have SO much feeling in my hands!

cortical homunculus by Cortical Homunculus May 14, 2004

Cortaca 

Cortaca is more than the football game where Cortland State kick's Ithaca's ass, but is the mindset all should have during the year at Cortland State. It cannot be defined- it must be lived.

"Cortaca!"
"WOO!"

Cortaca by Cortaca Woo November 12, 2009

cortical dysplasia

This female inherited disease is one from birth and is a form of epilepsy. It's onset is during childhood and is defined by intractable seizures. In adulthood, it progresses to extreme sexiness and good looks. The females whom suffer from this are excellent cuddle buddies, make the greatest KD Mac n Cheese, and are well known for their moves between the sheets. In adults, a trigger for seizure like activity can be extreme humour. Their seizures can also be mistaken for a full tonic-clonic or grand mal with uncontrolled laughter. Girls with this are definitely keepers.

"I need to find a girl named taylor whom has cortical dysplasia, I've always dreamed of being with a unicorn"

"I'm really hungry. I wish that taylor girl with cortical dysplasia could make me some KD Mac n Cheese"

"I wish I could be a better person and have cortical dysplasia"

cortical dysplasia by j_rock123 February 20, 2017

Cortaca Jug 

The annual football game between rivals Cortland State and Ithaca College in upstate New York. ESPN calls it "The littlest big game in the nation." Cortland is known for kicking Ithaca's ass and currently has possession of the "Cortaca Jug." The biggest party weekend and school spirited weekend for both schools.

1. It's 9am and I'm wasted"
"Must be CORTACA"

2. "I got 15 people visiting me"
"Must be CORTACA"

Cortland State dominates in every sport and therefore has possession of the Cortaca Jug.

Cortaca Jug by c-stater May 30, 2006