CorporateBeggar 

A corporate employee that takes part in all company events and buys into corporate propaganda no matter how ridiculous that go around internet asking for free help and contribution

CorporateBeggars twitter profiles are alwasy so hilariously #politicallycorrect

CorporateBeggar by Xirofoam February 10, 2022

corporatebagger 

A politician who gets elected at the behest of and with the backing of major corporations.

Everyone in the G.O.P. and many of the Dems are just corporatebaggers seeking to line their own pockets.

corporatebagger by Cynicool April 13, 2023

Corporatology

The study of corporations and the corporate system using Sovietological methods: analyzing internal power structures, the management of public image, the relationship between formal hierarchy and informal networks, and the ideological production of corporate culture. Corporatology treats corporations as total institutions with their own rituals (shareholder meetings), dogma (maximizing shareholder value), and elite reproduction mechanisms (MBA programs, board interlocks). It examines how corporations influence government, shape public opinion, and maintain internal discipline—the functional equivalent of the Communist Party’s control over Soviet society.

Example: “His corporatology of Amazon revealed that ‘customer obsession’ functioned as a corporate ideology to justify relentless extraction from workers and suppliers—like a five‑year plan but with smile logos.”

Corporatology by Abzugal April 2, 2026