Waking up naked in the middle of a cornfield after a night of insanity or drunkenness. Much like the experience of someone who has been abducted by aliens, or recovering from a night spent as a werewolf.
by Cody Duncan May 21, 2007
A place surrounded by unwanted ears. When you are on the phone with someone and you can't say something because there are too many people around to hear it (with their ears).
D: So L has a nasty rash that she needs antibiotics for.
K: How did she get it?
D: I cant say right now I am in a cornfield.
K: Oh too many ears in the room right now. Cool call me later and tell me what happened.
K: How did she get it?
D: I cant say right now I am in a cornfield.
K: Oh too many ears in the room right now. Cool call me later and tell me what happened.
by vsecrets August 10, 2009
A reference to the Twilight Zone episode, "It's a Good Life," in which a mutant with godlike mental powers, in the guise of a monstrous 6-year-old boy, sends with a wish anyone and anything that displeases him to a limbo-like void known as The Cornfield. This term is frequently used on Metafilter to describe the banishment, temporary or permanent, of members who disregard the sensibilities of The Community.
Example: "Since I'm probably off to the cornfield anyway, Mano, fuck you. If you don't like it, don't read it."
by cousincozen November 22, 2007
by Roni Coleman May 11, 2006
by Naturepaws October 4, 2018
Place where small-hats can throw nickels to make sodomites dance for their entertainment. Some of these cornfields may also allow the patrons to dumpster pump the dancers while they pick up the nickels.
Ben and Glenn spit-roasted Steven at the cornfield the other night while he was trying to pick up the nickels.
by Siro the Sailor June 12, 2019
by Allegramachine1217 March 5, 2010