Top Definition
the most delicious form of beef, that is on par, and in some cases transcends bacon
ben: i really like bacon
Joe: but corned beef is what jesus ate at the last supper
Ben: oh snap, i've seen the light
by sweetpictureofpetey March 23, 2010
When a cock is covered in shit with chunks of corn in it after anal sex.
Damn, after I pulled out of her ass, my dick was corned beef"
by ratian March 17, 2014
A floppy vagina that is very saggy, and tastes like rotten corn.
why the fuck would you eat corned beef?
by wiscon-sin January 13, 2007
crap from which you ate corn some time ago
1'000000 more pounds of corned beef to go
by Butler-Bot June 12, 2003
The main staple of the Polynesian diet, Corned beef is not unlike dog food. It comes in very large tins, which the Polynesians then use as musical instruments, toys and pretty much everything else.
Nesian: "F*** bro, got any corned beef cuz?"
Person: "no, f*** off fob"
by HOB October 11, 2004
roast beef (see "roast beef") which has abstained from having sex in a while
wow that old whore, mannn, her corned beef is disgusting!
by pooman von higgamshtein III February 23, 2004
nasty 'meat' eaten by old people, allegedly made out of Argintinian horses
by jj April 23, 2003
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