frog condoms

Condoms made of frogs.

Girl: Baby do you have protection?

Boy: No. Good thing were in the woods though. I'll just use that frog.

Girl: Oh yeah!!! Frog condoms feel so good inside me!

frog condoms by bregmano January 4, 2010

Danielle Cohndoms 

Condoms made for teenagers that just don’t fucking work at all.

Wow those Danielle Cohndoms got my seventh grade girlfriend pregnant the first try!

Danielle Cohndoms by 0C April 13, 2019

Hercules Condoms 

Legendary protection for the penis.

Sexually active males feel more secure and DO NOT hesitate to protect their asset with Hercules Condoms.

Hercules Condoms by Herculinks® Corporation December 25, 2004

condomsation 

The feeling of removing a condom during sex

Dude condomsation was great last night.

condomsation by cripplechrist September 5, 2014

distraction condoms 

When you buy a pack of condoms on purpose to distract the cashier from the other products you are purchasing.

I need to buy some red thongs and rope.
Dude the cashier is going to think you're weird.
It's okay man, I'll buy some distraction condoms so she won't think about the other things I'm buying.

distraction condoms by hoboX10 May 24, 2011

Kobe Bryant condoms

the protection you want, for the sex she doesn't.

Kobe Bryant condoms commercial script:

Kobe "Hey, do me."

Lady "I'd rather not."

Kobe "I wasn't asking."

Kobe Bryant condoms by 1234567890zz December 13, 2009

hand condoms 

noun- The cheap disposable plastic gloves that food service enployees have to wear

Before she packaged my buffalo wings, the deli counter person put on a pair of hand condoms.

hand condoms by YoucancallmeFloyd July 20, 2008