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corndogdrugs (-0.032)
In most cases, a corndog is a joint rolled with a small (or large depending on your taste and tolerance) amount of cocaine in it. Supposed to give you the effects of both without the speedy high of snorting. Not for the beginner.
"Yo bro you fixin to get all bent sideways?"
"Yea sure im down ill roll up a corndog."
by Richardseven December 19, 2013
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Corn Dogsex (-0.600)
This is a sexual act, much like the chili dog, that involves some 'teamwork', and a very generous partner.

Upon male ejaculation, either the male or the female...or hell, BOTH, may cup the semen in their hands, and then rub on, or jack off the male with it. The male may go about his business until the semen dries and 'crusts'.

The male then takes his limp wiener dog to partner and then has partner eat his newly made 'corn dog' whichever way they like, by mouthing it, picking off the crust, or by nibbling it piece by piece.
"Hey baby...you know how you always gag, because its warm and creamy? Well guess what..."

or

"You hungry? Cuz I can make up a mean corn dog LOADED with calcium and protein!"
by PenguinExX June 29, 2006
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corn dogsex (-0.293)
Encasing a public toilet handle with a turd either by jamming it on by hand or rectally impaling the handle in one's ass, the slowly taking a shit as one pulls out, leaving the corn dog effect on the handle.
I was going to flush, but some nasty bastard corn dogged the handle.
by W.E. Coyote August 20, 2003
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corndogname (-0.749)
An Alabama-hating LSU fan who has the distinct smell of a batter-covered hot dog on a stick, which also smells like Tiger Stadium in Baton Rouge. He has only two types of jackets, one that's purple and gold and the other that's camoflauge. He's so obsessed with Nick Saban that he can't appreciate the successes of any other LSU coach. He is also known to butcher the pronounciation of words, like saying Arkansas as ARE-kansas.
Stooping to levels below that of a boogereater the corndog spit bourbon in the face of the wife of an Alabama coach.
by Twelve-And-Counting February 15, 2008
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corndogsex (-0.054)
When you analy penetrate a girl and she proceeds to get off the penis and engage in oral stimulation of said penis
Wow, im balls deep in Amanda's pooper, then she starts giving me a corndog, it was sweet.
by Ape Shi'ite Muslim May 19, 2007
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Corndogsex (-0.046)
A corndog is a visual representation of what you see when a larger woman is having sex with her skinny male partner.

Sometimes these relationships are referred to as "Jack Sprat" from the popular childeren's nursery rhyme.

Jack Sprat could eat no fat.
His wife could eat no lean.
And so between them both, you see,
They licked the platter clean
OOOOOOOOOh boy, I walked in on Norma Lynn and little Mike, they was gettin' busy...looked like a corndog up in there.

Double Chin Donna pulled a corndog on Billy, i get you couldn't see nothing but his skinny legs and feet.
by Mile High Smitty January 17, 2013
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corndogcollege (-0.678)
The entire LSU fan base is called corndogs. Their trashy football stadium, outdated baseball stadium and the shack they call a basketball stadium all smell like corndogs. Even their bars smell like corndogs. If you have ever met a corndog you know what im talking about.
The corndogs just lost their ninth game in a row.
by sippi June 20, 2008
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