an undercover weenie
when someone is a dick, dork, nerd, etc... but tries to hide it, not being themselves.
You're such a corndog. "undercover weenie"dick dork nerd weenie
Encasing a public toilet handle with a turd either by jamming it on by hand or rectally impaling the handle in one's ass, the slowly taking a shit as one pulls out, leaving the corn dog effect on the handle.
I was going to flush, but some nasty bastard corn dogged the handle.
Corndog (n.): a stupid person, more stupid than a clown or douchebag; a walking coated meat popsicle; a mindless consumer.
Me: I'm amused by the way parents tell kids about how there's people "in charge of" things like "honking horn"... there's one person in charge of blah and there's one person in charge of pleh and there's one person in charge of meh
Friend: Kids want to learn, are curious. Parents are stupid
Me: yeah, because the guy that is in charge of the coffee can't be the same one in charge of the horn. if we talk to them like people instead of like corndogs, maybe they'd be smarter
Me: and maybe if instead of telling them everything we let them just watch, they wouldn't think we're ask as dumb as corndogs
Friend: Corndogs :D
Me: fookin corndogs, dumbest meat on the planet.
When someone tends to ruin the moment or says something extremely stupid and you hit them on the bag of their head
You're with your boyfriend and you tell him "You smell so good!" He says, "I just farted babe."
Then he deserves a corndog.
To kick a person in the butt hole
Tommy corn dogged the shit out of me in the lunch line.
Someone who acts like a plain old goofball or weird. They act silly or cheesy. Sometimes also called a "cheesy" corndog.
He's such a cheesy corndog! I caught him the other day washing his car with a mop.
Sometimes called "Goosing". To poke someone in the bum hole, no penetration required. This is done on the outside of the clothing. Usually done with a broom stick. The intention is not to draw blood, but rather to make someone jump. Could be considered sexual harassment.
Two brothers are putting up a tent. Brother one drops a tent peg, and bends at the waist to pick it up. Brother two pokes brother one in the bum using he butt of his hammer. This act is a corn dog. No one is hurt. Both laugh. In the future, brother one looks behind him before bending over.