corncob 

Someone who has been brutally owned, yet insists that they are victorious in the online discourse despite overwhelming evidence to the contrary. Originates from a 2011 tweet from @dril.

"im not owned! im not owned!!", i continue to insist as i slowly shrink and transform into a corncob

corncob by atomicthumbs August 3, 2017

You got corn cobs in your ears 

Told to someone when they are not listening or they didn't understand something you told them. This is more politically correct instead of saying are you fucking deaf you retard.

You must not have heard me or do you got corn cobs in your ears?

You got corn cobs in your ears by TV CAR April 10, 2010

Corncobbed

When you get owned so hard you shrink and turn into a corncob

"im not owned! im not owned!!", i continue to insist as i slowly shrink and transform into a corn cob -- someone who was corncobbed

Corncobbed by ruzihm August 3, 2017

two corncob outhouse 

An extra fancy outhouse found in rural and backwoods areas that have two buckets of corncobs to wipe your ass with. One uses a red corncob on the initial wipe.Then one uses a white corncob to see if they need another red corncob.

There was a two corncob outhouse at the Boy Scout camp.

two corncob outhouse by wolfbait51 April 25, 2011

Corncob Blowjob 

A type of blowjob where only the shaft of the penis, and not the head is fellatiated. The act looks like someone eating corn on the cob.

Jenny was worried about the stuff leaking out of my tip, so I told her just to give me a corncob blowjob.

Corncob Blowjob by Lil' G Beezy March 17, 2010

corncob man 

aka, mondo owada

nooo precious corncob man

corncob man by ultimate lifeform September 6, 2018

corncobbed

Past tense of "corncob," a verb meaning "melting down like a neoliberal pissbaby because a leftist called them out for being shit."

Jesus, Giordano corncobbed again when he tried to use Urban Dictionary as an actual source.

corncobbed by pokeysticks August 2, 2017