a cockmance is the gayest level of
non-
gayness possible, without actually being
homosexual for a straight man. It is the next step after a bromance.
"yo man, you and your friend say a lot of pretty gay sounding
shit to each other every now and then, whats up with that?"
response- "nah its
cool, we're not gay. we just got a
mean cockmance goin on"