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When a girl is riding you and she is in her downward motion, you thrust upward meeting her halfway. As in a river cresting.
Jacob performed such a solid sex crest that I flew off the bed.
Sex Crest by Lean Gus August 5, 2011
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Conestoga Valley High School 

A school filled with fake people and Juulers who think they’re cool. There’s a select few people that are actually nice at this school, but nearly everyone you’ll meet will most likely stab you in the back. Just a bunch of gays to be honest.
She’s pretty slutty and fake... I bet she’s from Conestoga Valley High School

Conestoga High School 

A cornucopia of Juuling, sexual predators, and librarians who will force you to divide your friend group into quadruplets. The only thing getting fucked worse than Ted Cruz in the last election are the grades of its students. This school has rules more intrusive than the NSA after you've been googling ISIS all night. Moreover, this shit stain of a building is home to an assortment of different races, cultures, backgrounds, and vape flavors. Students flock to the sound of "mango" like a Walmart on Black Friday with a 2 for 1 sale on iPhones. Conestoga also gets a lot of press, any press is good press, unless it involves a broomstick or a 65 year old chauffeur. Most recently this school was featured on Fox News, two girls juuling in their car thought it'd be fun to drop the n-bomb (on a Tuesday). White privilege coupled with hyper-sensitive adolescents, such a lovely environment.
Friend One: "Hey you got any pods?"
Friend Two: "Nah ask the kids trapping over at Conestoga High School"
i seen that man in the crest tha otha day
Crest by DiJae January 29, 2005

Crest Academy 

Definition 1:
A stupid place no one wants to be where teachers fuck on that side

Where teachers(Mrs Powell)goes on rants about how she believes in ghosts

Where teachers are bitch ass people who we hate except those lucky few

Definition 2:
Where the students are peng tf
The pengest of the pengest
The bitches there crazy and ain’t got chill

Everybody is slowly loosing their mind to insanity

We all fucked
First definition:

‘Hey you stepped in some Crest Academy’

Second definition

‘That girl so peng, she must go to Crest Academy’
Crest Academy by Booby queen April 8, 2019
Country Club Crest Side of Vallejo, Ca. Home of the world renown Andre Hicks aka Mac Dre aka The Furley Ghost himself.
Crest, Crest Side, Country Club, Mark Ave.
Also home of Mac Mall, cutthroat committee..Famous Mark Ave. known for them bopps hood knockin, sideshows, hella crackin throws, niggas goin dumb like tycoons nigga whaaa. Known as your local source for high quality PURP, thizzels sizzels cd's and dvd's, tony yayo, And we got Marine World next door, goin dumb off Medusa with a backwood in my hand.
That is the Crest
Crest by WeTycoonInDa707 October 18, 2008