copgobbler 

A motorist who attempts to ingratiate himself or herself with traffic officers and avoid tickets by applying a bumper sticker that purports to support the police. See also copsucker

See that black sticker with the blue horizontal line? It means that driver is a copgobbler.

copgobbler by Divinedefiner June 16, 2010

Copgobbler 

Someone who loves cops so much that whenever one is around they are all over their cock.

What a dirty copgobbler!!! Once Jimmy found out that Gregs friend was a New Haven cop he proceded to copgobble him until the guy was so uncomfortable he left.

Copgobbler by ShaneOO November 4, 2011

cumgobbler 

Ye who gobbles massive amounts of sloppy cum

Holy shit my girlfriend acted like a little cumgobbler after i jizzed in her face after 2 hours of a giant bukkake

cumgobbler by dan breuninger September 16, 2005

CobGobbler

A CobGobbler is a person who gets fecal matter in their mouth, be it intentional or otherwise.
(a reference to corn in shit logs)

- The person who has the "chocolate" in their mouth can then be called the "Cob Gobbler" or simply "Gobbler"
- The Shit does not need to be from a human, but does need to be the same type as a human, i.e., Bird shit is more like a liquid (and never contains corn chunks) and so is generally not considered for Cob Gobbling, however there is nothing stopping the informal use when an instance like this occurs.

Steph was giving Sam a Thunder Harvest when she suddenly found herself a cobgobbler...

CobGobbler by SpikeyMonkey December 31, 2014

cumgobbler 

one who likes to gobble cum.

Lick it up cumgobbler.

cumgobbler by Anonymous May 18, 2003

Cockgobbler 

The act of taking a full length shaft down ones throat, leaving the balls hanging under the chin making the resemblance of a turkey... Gobble, Gobble.

She's such a cockgobbler she went balls deep

Cockgobbler by OGanstaKush February 28, 2013

vodka induced cockgobbler 

Someone who normally considers themselves heterosexual, yet when under the influence of distilled spirits (and sometimes boosted by cocaine) occasionally find themselves with a mouthful of cock.

"That Barney is always getting lucky with the ladies, but I heard that if you get him tatored enough, he turns into a vodka induced cockgobbler!"

vodka induced cockgobbler by Misty Dawn May 28, 2008