To bale someone up (so they cannot move) and give them a full, literal, tounge lashing, all over the body. You must inflict as much pain as you can, using your tongue only.
Someone who is so constipated, that when they go to release their waste, they force so hard that boogers leak out of their nose.
Guy: Umm? Excuse me sir, just to tell you, your coobeling.
Coobel guy: What does coobeling mean?
Guy: When someone is constepated, so they are pushing so hard, to release their waste, that boogers are leaking out of their nose.
Coobel guy: Oh, and yes I am coobeling. Thanks!