Convershition 

The act of two males (or possibly two females) having a conversation while taking shits in adjacent stalls. Generally frowned upon in most social circles.

Jason: How about that local sports team?

Mike: I can't believe they won last night.

Bob: Goddamn it guys, stop your convershition, wipe your asses, and get the fuck outta here!

Convershition by Conchords Flight June 6, 2011

cooterschnitzel 

A guy jizzes all over a girl's vajayjay, then dumps breadcrumbs all over the cum. Once breaded, he has sex with her again, hard and non-lubricated, causing enough friction to cook the breadcrumb and jizz into schnitzel. A midget wearing a cowboy hat and clogs then comes and eats out her and her cooterschnitzel.

Man, Billy gave me such a big cooterschnitzel that three midgets had to come and eat it all. By the way do you have any ice for my vajayjay?

cooterschnitzel by Shanaynay Diannegilo December 27, 2007

cootersnatch 

A vagina. Commonly used in the midwest.

I had sex with my date last night. Her cootersnatch was mine for the taking, Russel!

cootersnatch by West Zephyr September 7, 2003

Cootersnitcher 

A person that engages in the act of snitching cooter. A person that drugs a woman, making her fall unconscious, and while she is unconscious, takes her back to her home and has sex with her, leaving her to wake up in her own bed wondering how she got home and what she did the night before.

Dan is such a cootersnitcher.

You should never tell a woman that you are a cootersnitcher.

Bill became a cootersnitcher last night.

Cootersnitcher by lolmaster420_69 March 9, 2011

cootersnatch 

1. v usually when dancing, when a man pulls the reach around to rub the genitalia cooter, over or under the pants.
2. n a very sexy male, who you know is a douchebag, snatches your cooters attention even though you know it is wrong

Shit got wild once he cootersnatched me at the frat house.

cootersnatch by Lindsey09 January 20, 2011

Cooterspicket 

Its a dirty used tampon.

Girl: Hey <derp> I started my period....

Boy: Ewww.... get away from me with your cooterspicket vagina....

Cooterspicket by FlutterNiggah August 23, 2011

Cooterslice 

The nice round part at the bottom of a girl's butt.

Damn... NICE COOTERSLICE!

Cooterslice by Cooterslice herself September 20, 2010