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usually a cool guy. can sometimes be annoying, but you can never stay angry at him for long. A Conleth is always tall, with blonde hair and is good looking. When you get to know him well he will be a great friend to you and will always tell you what he thinks.
Gosh, I'm feeling down. No wait, now im happy, there's Conleth.
Conleth by TopCatEyo December 7, 2010
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An public elementary school in Chicago Illinois in which 99% relatively smart white kids and their dumbass teachers spend five days a week. The younger kids seem to love their teachers and think they’re cool. Middle school kids suffer from condescending teachers, their own insecurities, and drama that nobody else really cares about. The science teacher can’t spell esophagus or hypothesis and the math teacher the math teacher can’t spell awesome. And if you’re in neighborhood, you have an ancient humanities teacher that probably never had a childhood. We have cliques like any other school, included the sporty bitches, the Snapchat obsessed hoes, the vapers, the anxiety-ridden nerds, and the stupid boys who no one really pays attention to. I guess there are a few normal people too but there are too few to count them. Our dance teacher is a racist who doesn’t know what hijiab is, our drama teacher is the only one who takes her class seriously, our art teacher is boring, our music teacher is kind of fun, and our gym, Spanish, and library teachers are irrelevant. The seventh graders are super pressured but the eight graders don’t give a fuck. We’re all counting the days to graduation, after which we’ll all go to Amundsen or maybe Lane or Jones. But until then, we’re all pretty privileged so it’s fine.
You went to Coonley? Well you’re privileged and white so that makes sense.
Coonley by Michael great Scarn February 22, 2019

Cookleta 

Cookleta is a term used to define the pairing of American Idol's Season 7 contestants David Cook & David Archuleta. "Cook" originates from David Cook's last name, and "leta" is derived from the last four letters of David Archuleta's surname. This pairing also happens to have the most evidence of any other pairing of Season 7. This ranges from video footage of handstands, multiple hugs and chest caresses to photographs of lingering lust-stares and adoring glances.
*after seeing the TRL hug and piggyback ride*
Fan #1: DO YOU REALLY THINK THAT SOMETHING BROTHERLY IS GOING ON INSIDE THEIR MINDS?
Fan #2: I am in a serious need of an oxygen tank. The cuteness is KILLING ME. (you! =D)
Fan #3: OHMYGAYGOD!
Fan #4: Take that, Kim Caldwell.
Fan #5: I bet he wouldn't let Kim jump on his back like that...
Fan #6: *dies*
Fan #7: Cookleta OWNS all, true fact.
Cookleta by davids4life August 11, 2008

Cookleta 

The 'canonrific' pairing of Season 7 American Idol contestants, David Cook and David Archuleta.
I kept watching that video of Cookleta doing handstands. Who knows what else they do when they're alone?
Cookleta by wonderwall14 August 10, 2008

Coonyetta 

Proper term for identifying obese, slow-walking black women.
Dude, look at Coonyetta ambling down the street!
Coonyetta by Shanquan July 7, 2009
coolet; derived from the word cooler, but with a stronger meaning. a person who is coolet has reached the ultimate level of cool that nobody can surpass.
yo did you see that person? they’re coolet.

my teacher is coolet. they didn’t give us homework today.
coolet by yourmomismymilf May 7, 2022