coolstorymybro 

Someone who is an absolute woke queen. They are scared of the government, and wears a tin foil hat just Incase their minds are read. They tend to be amazing at flirting and seducing. Also the queen of TikTok and the use of XD.

P1: omg i heard the government is trying to read our minds!
P2: omg what r u sure
P1: yes
P2: coolstorymybro!

coolstorymybro by anonymous February 3, 2019

coom 

Ejaculate; cum.

AAAGGH IM COOMING AAH

coom by Sulphuric_Glue October 7, 2019

Chom Choms 

The amazing alternative word for 'banana' invented by Hank Green at Crash Course because hey, language is weird and if Gretchen can make "fetch" happen we can make "chom choms" a thing.

Hank: IT IS A CHOM CHOM!
Normal Human: OMG stop trying to make 'chom choms' happen.

Chom Choms by L-013 August 30, 2016

Coom 

cum

(Wakes up) The birds are singing, the flowers are blooming, my dick is throbbing, what a beautiful day for cooming. Good morning Alix Lynx, I've been awake for 20 whole seconds and I haven't coomed yet. It's time to hope on my porn throne and machine gun jackhammer my bloodshot death-grip bloodshot semi chub with my roided doomfist once again! (Types on keyboard). I-s...is that a Female Girl?? HMMGH*,* I-I MUST SNIFF, SNNNNNNNNIIIIIIIIIIIIFFFFFFFF** OH GOD (FAPFAPFAPFAP) FUCCKK, HUHGHU, SNIIFF, HUHGJGUHHGUGHU (SMASHES DESK) I-I-IM COOOMING!!!!! IM COOMING, IM COOMING IM COOOMING IM COOOOOMING COOOOOOOOOOM, COOOMING, FUCCKKK, AHHAFHHAHUHG, COOOOOM, AW FUCK ITS EVERYWHERE, COOOOOM, AWGAHUGHAHG. Aw fuck, aw fuck. oh jesus. ahhghhha, there you are, my slippery white goo to the world, my son, my son...Well, it's time to get breakfast...well a little coom first wouldn't hurt.

Coom by coomgod November 14, 2020

Go coogs 

The University of Houston pride slogan. What's unique about Go Coogs is that it can be used in any situation.

I'm having a great night! Go coogs!
-or-
I just got jumped in an alleyway. Go coogs.

Go coogs by CougarStudent September 1, 2013

Chi-coms 

abbreviation for "Chinese Communist(s)"

Hummer vehicle company was sold to the Chi-coms.

Chi-coms by i<3capitalism July 21, 2009

Downtown Coolsville 

A place where cool kids and people with light up Skechers live.

Guy: Nice Skechers bro!
Other guy: Welcome to Downtown Coolsville

Downtown Coolsville by people eat ice cream January 5, 2021